perfect angel who sucks shit ❤️

Brooklyn, NY
Joined March 2013
I can tell the size of a man's dick just by sucking it
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CNN: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz is saying his advice for the future of the Democratic Party is “pick Pete Buttigieg.” Link to article: cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
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Fucking devastating. Really thought they were gonna make it
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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The “lookalike contest” needs to die. No more of that.
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I took a big fat shit in the IFC
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kind of a bitchy pull quote to use
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Choosing to remove Danny McBride doing a Kalshi ad from the things I know about in my brain. So cool that you can just do that
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Everyone please watch this thank you
🎬 Paralyzed by Hope: The Maria Bamford Story releases on @netflix Today! Get all the info you need at MariaBamford.com
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Hey Nathan Fielder welcome to our home. I’m the guy who fell in love with the lady who’s going to prison for fraud. Wanna see my Dick
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I want Nathan Fielder to try to figure out my whole deal next
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Just got sucked off in a Tesla Roadster
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Thank god. Usually when this happens to me I wind up getting killed
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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happy The Avalanches day to literally everyone!!!!
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Cool that now we know how he’ll someday pass away
Elon Musk unveils flying car: the Tesla Roadster.
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The J going express from Marcy to Myrtle-Bway is the fastest train in the world
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Watching me get ready for work. Can’t wait for me to leave
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I wonder what the girls from Girls would be up to if they were still around today
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My two wives
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New wife just dropped
Ambassador Thornhill, welcome to the team. I’m proud to have such a dedicated leader join us as Ambassador-at-Large to Monitor and Combat Trafficking in Persons. Human trafficking is a grave human rights issue and a transnational crime exploiting men, women, and children for profit. We will continue to go after traffickers, protect survivors, and deliver justice for the American people.
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Love showing up to the office looking like I’ve been sobbing all morning because I listened to the new Cameron Winter on my commute
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