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🚨 Trump's top economist went on Fox to insist the economy is incredible. Your grocery bill disagrees.
Kevin Hassett was on Fox News yesterday insisting that actually, the economy is incredible
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🚨 Trump's guy FlÑvio Bolsonaro just lost Brazil to Lula, one day after Reuters exposed Trump's meddling.
🚨 BREAKING: Lula is projected to WIN reelection as president of Brazil, defeating FlÑvio Bolsonaro, son of former President Jair Bolsonaro and an ally of Donald Trump. The projection comes just ONE DAY after Reuters exposed a Trump administration effort to help return the Bolsonaro family to power. A major political upset in Brazil.
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Republican Fail of the Day: Trump says El-Sayed should be the only senator forced through a metal detector. Pure bigotry.
Trump: El-Sayed would be the only senator that will have to go through a metal detector before he's allowed to go into the Senate. I want him to have a metal detector
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Gaypublicans πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Fact check: A Fox News poll released October 21 shows Sherrod Brown leading Jon Husted by 5 points in Ohio’s Senate race, 52% to 47%. Keep talking about his ass, Donnie.
Trump claims his comments about GOP Sen. Jon Husted’s ass sent his poll numbers soaring: β€œIt was amazing. He went up 14 points or something. That was when I said the A-word….I looked at his body.”
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🚨 Brennan reads Trump's DOJ lawsuit out loud. Blanche insists "that's not what it says." It says exactly that.
BRENNAN: The DOJ lawsuit demands the Alaska result not be certified if voters are confused. The confusion is defined as Sen. Sullivan not winning. BLANCHE: That's not what it says BRENNAN: I'm quoting from it. You are telling them not to certify it. What right does the federal government have telling a state not to certify?
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🚨 Trump's Attorney General says states "should not certify" elections. Ten days out, they're telling you the plan.
AG Todd Blanche: "If the law is broken, then any state should not certify"
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Gaypublicans πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
BASH: The worry is that we end up in a situation where President Trump tries to overturn the election and the result of that could be like what we saw after January 6-- BLANCHE: Stop it! You gotta stop it with that! That's crazy BASH: This is a president who has a history
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Gaypublicans πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
This supercut is likely to make Trump VERY upset. The difference between Trump and Obama is on full display, and the contrast is absolutely devastating. Watch until the end...
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🚨 Trump in Georgia: immigrants come from "shit house countries" and Denmark "gave us Greenland." Denmark did not.
Trump: Why do we always had take people from shit house countries? Why can't we take people from Norway, Sweden, Denmark? They gave us Greenland. We got Venezuela and Greenland. (Denmark did not give us Greenland)
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Trump pushes gutter racism: "The guy in Michigan is pretty bad too -- Mohammed, as I call him ... if you have any question about somebody from that part of the world's name, just call him 'Mohammed,' you'll be right 64% of the time."
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🚨 Musk brags Ukraine's front line would collapse without Starlink, then admits he closed a "loophole" last week.
Elon Musk: β€œUkraine military violated Starlink terms of service and used it for offensive drone strikes to kill people. That loophole was closed last week” β€œWere Starlink to be turned off, the Ukrainian front line would collapse immediately.”
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🚨 Obama: the only big bill Republicans passed in two years was a $1 trillion tax break mostly for the richest Americans.
OBAMA: You would think that with all this going on our current president must have at least passed some legislation to bring down prices. The only bill they passed of any significance in the last two years was a $1 trillion tax break that mostly benefited the richest Americans
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🚨 Ten days before the midterms and Trump is at his golf club. Republicans on the ballot are on their own.
10 days before the midterms, Trump is at his Florida golf club, according to the pool report.
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Gaypublicans πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Trump and Republicans are selling out Alaska to Russia.
US energy company execs have resigned in disgust as the Trump family is caught secretly expediting the funneling of $25 billion from a sanctioned Russian energy giant in exchange for allowing Russians to obtain a natural gas project in Alaska. According to investigations by The New York Times and Financial Times, Russia's Novatek allegedly concealed its financial involvement in the American project through a UAE-linked intermediary. Gentry Beach, a longtime Trump ally and close friend of Donald Trump Jr., signed an agreement with Novatek to pursue natural gas development in Alaska. Reuters documented the arrangement in February. Meanwhile, Vladimir Putin discussed this cooperation on the Alaska energy project with Trump's representatives, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, during negotiations involving Russia and Ukraine. The controversy deepened when Polar Train LNG's CEO, Joel Riddle, raised concerns about concealed Russian financing and possible sanctions violations. He departed in September, followed by other senior executives. The Financial Times also described discussions about a potential arrangement under which Novatek would provide technology for the Alaska project in exchange for sanctions relief benefiting its Arctic LNG 2 development in Siberia. According to The New York Times, Riddle and two other departing executives warned the Trump administration about the Russian financing and urged officials to investigate. The White House maintains that the project was mentioned only briefly and that no detailed discussions took place. There is no established evidence that Kushner or Witkoff knew about the allegedly concealed financing. Polar Train LNG denies wrongdoing. The central question is how a sanctioned Russian energy company became involved in a major American energy venture while Putin was discussing potential economic cooperation with Trump's representatives and a longtime Trump family associate was pursuing a separate agreement with the same Russian company. Selling Alaska to the Russians or selling Ukraine to the Russians - to the Trump family it's all the same. ft.com/content/e9cfbfbb-e65a…
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ProPublica: Ken Paxton says he's tough on crime. His trust invested $600,000 in a convicted fraudster's company. "The blind trust's investment in Wildcatter offers a new, unreported look at the attorney general's financial ties with the very type of business executives whose prosecutions he typically celebrates." propublica.org/article/ken-p…
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🚨 Trump on the DOJ suit to block Alaska's Senate certification: "I'm the one that said do it." So much for an independent DOJ.
Q: Any thoughts on the Alaska lawsuit? Trump: I'm the one that said do it
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🚨 Trump is still defending Vivek's attack ad starring Amy Acton's estranged mother. Even Mike DeWine called it deeply troubling.
Trump continues to defend Vivek Ramaswamy’s despicable ad: I don’t know anything about a stepfather. This has nothing to do with the stepfather. I know that her mother got on television and said that her daughter shouldn’t be the governor of Ohio. She says her daughter is a liar
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🚨 Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera calls himself "an alcoholic degenerate." First honest Republican ad of the cycle.
Texas Republican candidate Brandon Herrera described himself as β€œan alcoholic degenerate.”
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Gaypublicans πŸ˜πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ retweeted
Texas GOP Candidate Made Jokes About Child Molestation Brandon Herrera suggested he must have been β€œugly” because he wasn’t sexually assaulted as a child. meidasnews.com/news/texas-go… meidasnews.com/news/texas-go…
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