Only in Nigeria do people systematically loot public funds, destroy the nation’s institutions, and then travel to Mecca to pray for the country’s progress.
The irony is as glaring as it is tragic.
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niggas will laugh at somebody's downfall and then start asking God for mercy when life humbles them
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Snapchat is goated fr 🐐
The only app where free boobs and ass just dey available without you paying a single dime
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But honestly speaking, most of the prices Nigeria house agents like Ola of Lagos are charging no worth half of am.
Just imagine 1 billion Naira for a house this small… the swimming pool is even a red flag
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I used to think drug addiction was the worst thing a person could go through.
Then I met someone with a gambling addiction.
This man literally sold his two cars just to gamble… and lost everything again. 💔
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There are over 7 billion people in this world and everybody has a different phone number, different account number and all these phone numbers and account numbers are gotten from only ten numbers (0-9). How’s that even possible?🤔
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Take your 100 level seriously. If you maintain a good CGPA in your first year, it’s hard to not graduate with at least a 2.1.
























