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Joined September 2019
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Only in Nigeria do people systematically loot public funds, destroy the nation’s institutions, and then travel to Mecca to pray for the country’s progress. The irony is as glaring as it is tragic.
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You go think say you get addiction 🤣 , not until you listen to another person story 😂
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niggas will laugh at somebody's downfall and then start asking God for mercy when life humbles them
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Snapchat is goated fr 🐐 The only app where free boobs and ass just dey available without you paying a single dime
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But honestly speaking, most of the prices Nigeria house agents like Ola of Lagos are charging no worth half of am. Just imagine 1 billion Naira for a house this small… the swimming pool is even a red flag
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I used to think drug addiction was the worst thing a person could go through. Then I met someone with a gambling addiction. This man literally sold his two cars just to gamble… and lost everything again. 💔
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There are over 7 billion people in this world and everybody has a different phone number, different account number and all these phone numbers and account numbers are gotten from only ten numbers (0-9). How’s that even possible?🤔
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Laundry 🧺
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can I call my HR at my former company and swear for her now that I'm done with nysc?
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What part of wedding do you think is unnecessary?
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Bumbum Dey this world oo, Ya Allah…😅
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Lack of funds dey k!ll creativity.
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it’s now scary how student dey hustle pass parents wey send them go school
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Armed thugs kidnap Sowore. His current location is unknown!
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Armed thugs kidnap Sowore. His current location is unknown!
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“what about that your babe nau?” she hates me now bro
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Take your 100 level seriously. If you maintain a good CGPA in your first year, it’s hard to not graduate with at least a 2.1.
Nigerian University 101:
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Tribal marks in 2026? Like you still Dey tear pikin face for 2026??
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“You are so hard working” I get choice ??
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Try to remove the sticker they put on apples before selecting them😹
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