Short, fat, bald and ugly. Sorry girls, I'm already spoken for.

St Albans
Joined January 2012
Won it all in the club game. Premier League Hall of Fame. But can @JohnTerry26 add the Reignwood Icons of Football to his collection? 🏆 JT is Chelsea's most successful captain, winning against his opponents on the pitch, but can he do it on the golf course ⛳️ @WestwoodLee
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Should never be allowed to have his name in print without (convicted criminal) after the name Benzema
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Get Involved - 'One of the most selfless strikers to ever play the game' bbc.co.uk/sport/live/footbal… via @BBCSport
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Greetings to @Bblancogh, all round top geezah
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centrepoint.enthuse.com/pf/g… I going to spend a night sleeping rough. It will give me no insight whatsoever into the lives of those young homeless who aren’t doing it out of choice or have a clue when they’ll sleep in a bed again - but fundraising and awareness may help a little…
Please RT and vote for Rennie Hospice for the #CFC v #MUFC matchday collection next month. Many thanks irghcommunity.org/page.redir…
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You work for #EE do ya? No? Then keep the line clear they are probably about to call me. #asbloodyif
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#EE bloody nightmare. All I want to do is speak to someone! Useless.
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If Germany win WC, Schurrle will be 10th past, present or future #cfc player to be participate in a winning WC squad. True or False? Discuss
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The Swiss might have won that but just couldn't get out of neutral.
Dear @GaryBarlow. If people like you paid taxes maybe there wouldn't be so many fucking Children In Need.
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Just finished reading 'Eeny Meeny' by St Albans author MJ Arlidge. A really great read. Check it out.
Garry Barone retweeted
The amazing @VickyArlidge is performing again next month. Tickets available here - maltingsartstheatre.co.uk/ev…
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These are the names of the kidnapped #Nigeria girls - important to RT. xitter.cf/SayingGoodbyeUK/status… #BringBackOurGirls (Via @SayingGoodbyeUK )
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