
Arsenal FC | Real Madrid | Brazil | Expose religious frauds | Tech Biz | No mercy on the bearded Yimbite. @ceepristone
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Thank you for the follows, the likes, and the pure chaos.
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Apart from Avocado kitu ingine naonanga iko overrated ni kachumbari.... What do you mean ati huwezi kula nyama choma bila nyanya na vitunguu mbichi!!?? Ama ati huwezi kula githeri bila Avocado, kweendeni!!
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A gangster and a cop are on the same side of a coin the only difference is that one owns a licence a badge to kill
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Happened in India. A bear eating a human. This mother bear just lost her cub and then went ahead to kill two villagers.
This is another example of the wild and settlers are not compatible!
Really worrisome to watch
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"Them: 'dance if you're done with relationship drama. 'Me and my bestie immediately:'
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The story of Roselyn Ashanti Mchuna popularly known as Chunaa by her family and friends is another reason to NEVER trust the so called friends. Those close to you are your greatest enemies. They will investigate your life, find your source of joy and comfort ravage it and leave you on your knees out of jealousy. The same script happened to the once beautiful Roselyn whose career as an Airbnb operator was blossoming, she was having money and was enroute to greatness. Her family was happy, she took good care of her mother back in the village. Everything looked normal for Chunnaa.
Little did she know that an enemy was within, her life was being investigated and on February 14th 2026 at her birthday party the enemy struck. It all started after she invited friends "girl Babes", her girls" to her birthday party not knowing it would be her last celebration. One of her friends allegedly poisoned her food leaving her with severe abdominal pain and later collapsing. She was rushed to the hospital, admitted in ICU where several tests confirmed food poisoning with unknown chemical that had caused multiple organ failure, dysfunction to critical systems with 50% brain 🧠 damage 💔 😢, genitalurinary incontinence, limbic system dysfunction and GIT collapse. With 50% of her brain dead, critical systems and other coordination essentially collapsed, she lost motor muscle coordination, sensation, balance and mobility, among others 😭😭😭. Despite reporting the matter to the police, nothing much has bern done, no arrests made either. Roselyn is now under the care of her parents, a lady who once worked hard, earned her cash and was stable.
Be careful with your friends, not everyone you call friend really mea s well for you😭😭😭💔💔
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Men will always be men😃😄😄😄
You guys don't go for holidays,not even sickness is a barrier 🙌🙌
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Pastor anapewa Mic aseme Jina na kwenye anatoka akaanza kuhubiri ikabidi wamemtoa mbio buana😂
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Fresh greens, healthy goats, happy farmer! 🐐🌿
What’s your favorite feed for keeping goats in top condition?
Political Goodwill Must Deliver for Kileleshwa!
Advancing Kileleshwa’s agenda requires political goodwill, strategic engagement and the ability to knock on the right doors. I helped take an important matter raised by the Kileleshwa Ward Neighbourhood Association (KIWANA) to the Senate through Senator Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna . We now await its progression to a full Senate hearing.
Kileleshwa needs representation that turns community concerns into action.
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