It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown premiered on this day in 1966. For 60 years, Linus has served as the lone prophet of a pumpkin god slumbering beyond the veil of human perception, which is a lot of theological responsibility for a kid who still carries a blanket.

Bill Murray tried to warn us.

Toy Story would've been a very different movie in 1987. Andy would've been found dead by morning.

“So, Bert, when you say you and Ernie share a bedroom, what exactly does that mean?”

The last time Milwaukee went to the World Series, America was still buying music on eight-track tapes and making legally binding financial commitments to get a free copy of Frampton Comes Alive!

Somewhere in that neighborhood was a grown adult who looked at a little bald kid dressed as a ghost and thought, “Fuck him. Give him a rock.”

Happy Taco Tuesday the 13th, to all who celebrate.

If you understand this image immediately, congratulations. You have passed the Gen X secret handshake. IYKYK.

Hitchhiking really went downhill once there was a nonzero chance the passenger would become the Hulk.

Sorry, kids. Gen X already had Rizz. And she was goddamn terrifying.

RIP to Mike Ditka, the greatest coach who ever stalked a sideline. He was one magnificent, foul-mouthed son of a bitch. Da Bears.

Kmart was our first safe space. It was between the winter coats and the irregular pants.

In the ’80s, 18-year-olds looked like they’d already refinanced twice.

The male body reaches its final form when you stop giving a shit what the male body looks like.

Nothing prepared us for adulthood quite like getting absolutely drilled by Kevin in third-period gym.

Seriously? This is Mr. Duplicity? This dude?

Happy 50th to @AliciaSilv, seen here demonstrating 30 years of personal growth.

The neighborhood had six missing children and nobody was particularly alarmed.

Never forget what the Fonz sacrificed for us.

I knew a guy in school who told me, "I can't see that movie after Siskel & Ebert finger-blasted it," and that's the best description of their cultural influence I've ever heard.