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Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined August 2018
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The Bauer🇿🇼 retweeted
TO ZIMBABWEANS IN THE DIASPORA
Please note:
1. Buying land has become one of the biggest scams in the history of this country.
Never fall for those Zanupf land barons or those civil servants who say “ndiri mu C10 or ndoshanda kwa president saka zvese bho”.
These civil servants have Zanupf blood of thievery and conning, you will loose your hard earned money even from someone who works at State House.
Also never fall for those “affordable payment plans” from some fly by night property developers.
Also remember that council officials like DOINK are corrupt to the core, they will make all sorts of promises to regilarise land but one day, you will wake up to graders demolishing your house while holding proof of payment of council taxes.
It is better and safer to buy property through established banks like CABS, CBZ etc.
2. When buying a fully developed house, be on the lookout of scammers. Some tenants are even making fake sells of houses that belong to their landlords who are in the diaspora. When buying a house, always go through REPUTABLE law firms and also remember there are so many fly by night law firms that are simply hustling and after your money.
3. The Chinese, who are known as the presidents friends get better preference than Zimbabwean citizens in Zimbabwe. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, do not be mistaken to think you are in Beijing China, you will meet a lot of ama Thursday and most of them will be wearing Zim flag branded shorts to show their loyalty to Mnangagwa.
Do not be surprised when a group of Chinese chaps at the airport jumps the queue while being led by an airport or immigration official.
& When they drive around, they dont get stopped/harrases at police roadblocks like we all do.
4. When you land at RG Mugabe airport, expect to be harassed by CIOs wearing suits who will question you as a Zimbabwean in Zimbabwe where you are coming from, why you are here and where you will stay. This they do as you exit the airport, after bags have been scanned.
5. When leaving Zimbabwe to return to your country of residence, expect your passport to be checked and verified several times before you even enter the airport and once you enter the airport, dont be surprised when a CIO approaches you and grills you about your trip outside Zimbabwe.
@Gonzomuduri
Do these theatrics carry real monetary value or we viewing world issues from a point of poverty. I wouldnt want to be honored with a customized golden print on my stethoscope after outdoing myself at a hospital💀
This is the average life of our not-so-old(50s and 60s) Gogos and Sekurus in Zim🥲. These are the moments when most people(99.99%) discover that they can go broke in a giffy cz of medical bills, even if you are on a premium medical aid. The most common route is local clinic first>>>local day surgery>>>bigger private hospital>>>bigger gvt public hospital>>>private dialysis center>>>opening of a donations link>>>....
Dont worry brothers, the best of us is yet to come as we age💀💀, time is kind to men.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
The Bauer🇿🇼 retweeted
Ousmane Dembele and his wife
Harry Kane and his wife
There's a new trend, the men winning the Balon d'or don't have baddies by their side. They have the typical wife material.
The Bauer🇿🇼 retweeted
Bukayo Saka has just won the Socrates Award at the 2026 Ballon d’Or.
Not the main prize, but the one named after a player who stood for something bigger than football. And it feels right.
Saka has spent years being the one who shows up, keeps his head, and represents Arsenal and England the right way, on and off the pitch.
This is for the fair play, the consistency, and the quiet leadership.
The boy who got racially abused after the Euros final and still came back stronger.
The one who never ducks the big moments or the big responsibilities.
Proper recognition.
Proud of him.
Starboy. ⭐️
#Saka #BallonDor2026 #AFC
Ko zvine gender here zvehurombe
To me , rombe munhu anoprioritizer zvinhu zvisina kukosha panguva iyoyo , zvinoita kuti hupenyu hwake pasave ne progress
Eg . Ukamupa $10, anogona kutoti rega titenge chibhodhoro timwe asi magetsi apera paden . Or ane $4 otenga 2 piecer ozosvika paden oti haa hapana mafuta . Or wowanawo dollar , wotenga skunk iwe usina mapata pata
So having said that , rombe rinogona futi kutoita millionaire asi richitenga zvinhu zvisina kufanira panguva iyoyo .
The Bauer🇿🇼 retweeted
Guys!!! Imagine just going shopping and you randomly come across a product you designed sitting on a shelf in Pic n Pay!!! A whole me designed that puree!!! 🥹🥹🥹🥹
The most shocking thing that I discovered recently is that Mwonzora is very intelligent💀, I have followed him and wow, what I dont understand is why his political career is what it is now, Madhuku too.
They way patients abuse nurses in the private sector needs to he studied at Harvard 👐. The acute turn this relationship turn when in public hospitals💀
