Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.
Watching you from the bookcase
Joined January 2017
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"Mad Cat" Cattis retweeted
It’s my Gotcha day! I can’t believe that I’ve endured my hapless humans for twelve whole years!
The human doesn't need a backseat driver pointing out what they're doing wrong because #ThatsWhatIDo
#CatsOfTwitter
We have to fight to keep the human from #SlippingInto a coma after dinner every night
You'll see us #SlippingInto another room at top speed the minute anything breaks
That the human will not grasp the seriousness of my empty bowl #WhatIFearMost
Finding the hairball with your feet before you see it
#WouldBeTheWorstSurprise
"Mad Cat" Cattis retweeted
🐾 HEAR HEAR📣 FRESH BAKED BLANKIES!
MOST PROCEEDS GO TO FURBABES SPONSORING 🐾
DM me for details.
#AllWorkAndNoPlayCan make you miss the outstanding new cat videos
#Caturday
"Mad Cat" Cattis retweeted
Thanks for playing #MySummerAtCampCrystalLake with
@Saga_Says2
@Brrrrraaaaiiins
@HmmphThis
@Rayzhell18
@PammyJC
@danielhudsonll
@swimmerjlo
@RonaultT
@GeneralCattis
@RiepTide1999 &
@HashtaggerKevin
Join us again next Friday at 9pm EST for another #horror tag game! 👻
"Mad Cat" Cattis retweeted
I remember when Pamela Voorhees got a son burned
#MySummerAtCampCrystalLake
"Mad Cat" Cattis retweeted
#MySummerAtCampCrystalLake always had me wondering what was lurking at the bottom of that lake…
