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News from the battlefield. Parody account

Baton Rouge, LA
Joined February 2019
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Dearest Mother- Anticipation is building for the 2nd campaign under my tutelage. Private Niang has been cleared by the communist regimen & the under lords of the SEC. Our work continues to build a unit that will fight like the Tigers we deserve. It’s almost time to #bootup. GW
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Dearest Mother— We are near completing our battalion. I have been occupied with paperwork, owing to the incompetence of certain ranking NCAA officers. Sorry I have not written you these past few months, but the rigors of duty have been unrelenting. Send us a cold front. GW
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Top 5 Most College World Series Jello Shots at Rocco’s All-Time: 1) LSU - 68,888 2) LSU - 52,390 3) Tennessee - 38,799 4) Texas A&M - 32,762 5) Ole Miss - 18,777 Just the blue bloods.
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GeneralWade retweeted
American Gangster.
“Will Wade knew what it was before the business got public,
now the same ones judging gotta scramble just to fund it” Drake shouts out Will Wade on his new album "Iceman" 👀
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Dearest Mother— On this day of thanks for all you provided for me to become what I am today, I give you grace and love. To all the other mothers of the #bootup camp, thank you. Thank you for loving purple and living gold. We are now international from Italy to Japan. GW
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Tiger Nation— The #bootup extends far and wide. Happy Easter from the Netherlands. He has risen. @Coach_WillWade @Lane_Kiffin GW
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Tiger Nation— Within the hour we march to a new campaign. One once halted by timid command. Yet a new command rises, unshaken by echoes of old, to bind us as one and chase a glory LSU has ne’er claimed—to stand last after the madness. #bootup @Coach_WillWade @LSUBasketball GW
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Fightin @LSUBasketball— Pledge your allegiance in the PMAC @ noon today. #bootup GW
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Mighty @LSUBasketball— All we needed was a warrior. A man of the tigers, by the tigers, for the tigers. One who would boot up in the face of adversity. One who fears no foes and bleeds purple and gold. I stand before you ready for the march to madness. Geaux Tigers. GW
Make haste… The General has returned. We’ll see you Monday at the introductory press conference🎖️ ⏰ 12:00 p.m. CT 📍 PMAC 🚗 Parking available in Lot 108 (across from football ops) 🚪 Doors open at 11:00 a.m. Enter south ramps of the PMAC 🆓 t-shirts to first 1000 students
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Dearest Mother- Much has changed since my last tenure as General of the Tiger Legion—though I suspect my men remember it more fondly than history ever shall. The people remain spirited, loud as cannon fire, & twice as proud. We press forward, determined, hopeful, reignited. GW
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The General is Back. Lock in your ticket requests now 👇 🎟️ lsul.su/4bThY1e
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y'all... the General is coming. 👀
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Dearest Mother— The horses now rest in the Carolina stables. I march south to the river. In my recent stent, I’ve learned that wolves hunt in packs, not as tigers—who stalk silently through grass, patient till the prey is near. The flags of boot up fly again. #justdifferent GW
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Dearest Mother— I’m coming home. Slaughter a pig, fill the pitchers, and let the band play neck. GW
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Mother— I write with resolve: Colonel Frank Wilson is dismissed. Our ground game failed the line. I wish him fair winds and Godspeed as he treks toward Oxford. You always told me that without accountability there can be no growth. The staff is almost complete. @Lane_Kiffin
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Mother- This morning marks a moment of great consequence for our regiment. Our quartermasters have ridden far & wide to muster the stoutest young warriors fit for the lines. Though we must part with a share of our stores to secure their service, they heed our battle cry. GK
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Mother— At first light on this bitter winter morn, I beheld the mist rising from the Mississippi, much like the fervor of these Rebel sympathizers. My duties here keep me in constant counsel with officers as I labor to secure this powerful station in Baton Rouge. GK
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Mother— The barracks of my new regiment are most orderly, adorned with trophies of their proudest triumphs. It is a remarkable sight to behold, these walls bearing witness to the valor. Though my defection has caused commotion, I trust that in time all shall be understood. GK
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