Author. Teacher. Host of You Irons.
London, England
Joined May 2009
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I hate Internet ads that are two people on a fake podcast saying stuff like "We've travelled the world searching for undiscovered plants and learning from the Namboo Namboo tribe" and they're just selling like an overpriced toothbrush
Relationships are simple. All you do is have one person ask, "Did you say something?" when you're in another room, until you die.
George Pointon retweeted
People often ask me: 'What exactly is the West Ham Way?' This sort of explains it.
The second time I have completely forgotten what day it is and missed putting the bins out.
Nobody talks about the struggles of summer holidays.
The author of this unbelievably amazing book is many things...
- Genius
- Charming
- Saintly
- Humble
But one thing he isn't...is biased.
(Jokes aside) I'm grateful to all who've bought TEACHER MAN. I worked harder on this than anything, ever, so I hope you enjoy it.
In TEACHER MAN, @GeorgePointon_ takes us along on his first year inside the messy, magical world of primary school teaching!
In the company of five-year-olds – who are somehow wisdom, innocence and chaos incarnate – there is always lots to be learned.
Out today in paperback!
My book, Teacher Man, comes out on paperback tomorrow!
It's literally the best book I’ve ever written! Pre-order it today for a speedy arrival.
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One week until my book, Teacher Man comes out on paperback!
I think it's pretty good, but i'm biased, so pre-order it and see for yourself (link below)
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There's a kid on my street who's been out the front on his bike every day for weeks. He's clearly been trying to learn a wheelie. Today, I saw him do it. Front wheel up for the whole length of the road.
The kid is about the summer of his life.
When talking masculinity with male pupils, I always refer to this video. Macho actually drops one of the greatest inspirational speeches of all time. Dig it!
Every episode of Sunday Brunch is just an author of a murder mystery novel, a British rapper clearly hungover and an American actor not having a clue why they're eating scallops at 10am and talking about where's best to buy car insurance
Life is seemingly a relentless, monotonous hellscape, and I fear the drums of death are only over the horizon... but thank you for asking, I'll have two chicken bakes
I'm overwhelmed with the response to my first book, Teacher Man!
If you haven't read it, don't worry...
Teacher Man is coming out on paperback on August 14th.
*With extra content*
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YOU CAN ACTUALLY PINPOINT THE SECOND WHEN HIS HEART RIPS IN HALF.
AND... NOW.
#WWERaw
Special mentions:
Handing out birthday invitations
Square Cake
Watching films in class
Card/sticker swaps
Christmas post box
Post sports day ice lolly
Evacuee dress up day
