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Joined January 2014
🎓 Bachelor of Science in Politics and International Relations from the University of Bath. Signed, sealed and delivered.
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Fontaines D.C. Barcelona. You were my favourite for a long time.
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Set up to fail by those above.
Burnley Football Club has dismissed Head Coach Nicky Hayen with immediate effect. The Board has taken the decision following a disappointing start to the Championship season.
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Used to be proud to call myself a Burnley fan. Not so much these days. Unrecognisable from the squads that lost five Championship games in 100 hundred and odd. Hayen is finished but he shouldn’t be the only head to roll. He was set up to fail from the off. #twitterclarets
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We were terrific when the 39-year-old Jamie Vardy was on the pitch. Then he has to go off, understandably, and yer man comes on. From that point, between him & the fella in goal, we’re playing with nine men. Hayen is done, but he was dealt a bum hand in’t summer #twitterclarets
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Thought we’ve played excellent by and large tonight. Ramazani, Vardy and Alleyne all standouts. Then on the flip side, we’ve given away the ball twice and the goalkeeper has just palmed in the second. It’s not on Hayen for me, it’s on the diabolical recruitment. #twitterclarets
We’re not going to win many games with popadom hands in goal. Woeful. Issue is the alternative is no better. #twitterclarets
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We’re not going to win many games with popadom hands in goal. Woeful. Issue is the alternative is no better. #twitterclarets
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Westside Cowboy making their US TV debut 🇺🇸 What a band 😍
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One of the best days I’ll ever have this.
Oasis - Intro + Hello (Live from Cardiff ‘25) THE FIRST NIGHT
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Oasis at Knebworth. We will be there.
What the world needs now is love. And more Oasis. Because Oasis saves.
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In the interest of clarity, my questions were asked on a video call from outside the Nou Camp (!). It has been a pitiful start to the season on the pitch but I felt it was commendable that Kyle Walker took the time to sit down with supporters and field questions. #twitterclarets
Minutes from last week’s FAB meeting are now live ⤵️ The Clarets Trust were represented in the meeting and asked Kyle Walker what had gone wrong, and sought reassurances about the Club’s financial security outside of the Premier League. #twitterclarets assets.ctfassets.net/pxdskn6…
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Let’s hope things improve sharpish after the international break!
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What the world needs now is love. And more Oasis. Because Oasis saves.
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Another top evening at the Montilivi last night. Can see why Castellón are top of the league but Girona dealt a bad hand with the red card. Really liked the look of Oleksandr Pyshchur when he came off the bench! Talent.
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In any case, much better than watching Burnley at the moment.
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Feliç diada de Catalunya!
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Best half of the season that! I think Max Alleyne in holding midfielder is the way forward, Ramazani has impressed, and Igor has some presence about him. Still a shame we have to play Roberts out of place at left back, but otherwise plenty of positives there. #twitterclarets
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Ashley Barnes in the big old 2026 is a better footballer than both Broja and Hountondji. They’re riding their luck and more to still be involved. Need a performance tonight, lads.
Burnley's squad list has now been published on the EFL website. No Amos, Beyer, Sambo, Humphreys, Edwards, Tresor, Barnes or Obafemi. One space has been left free. #twitterclarets
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One of the most enjoyable listens of the year. A riot.
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Sean Dyche, once again, knows ball.
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