Pronouns: Dodge/Ram. Parody/Satire. Patriot. 9x Motortrend truck of the year winner. Stereotypical Dodge Ram owner. Professional bully to Europoorans.
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RamLover69 🇺🇸 retweeted
"Anakin, when I was your age, I didn't even get to be on the Jedi Council. The only job I could get around here was wiping Yoda's butt and oiling him up for his sparring sessions.
Don't you dare bring up my Coruscant real estate profile. The fact I bought my first house after just two months with Yoda has nothing to do with this. It was all hard work."
God I wish I could get a DUI in this
The RAM returns!
@TomassiTyler will pilot this TF56 Designs / Tomassi Law, LLC / @Mad_RBT Energy No. 69 truck for his fifth NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series short track appearance and first at @MartinsvilleSwy.
#NASCAR #BlacksTire200
RamLover69 🇺🇸 retweeted
its so funny how the star wars prequels are obviously cinematic masterpieces, but a bunch of chungus gen X nerds who never amounted to anything convinced us they were bad because they didnt make them feel like empire strikes back did when they were 10
Looks like the falcons are about to play the first international game in Poland whether we like it or not
Never, I repeat, NEVER under any circumstances let the engineers talk to the customers. I can NOT stress this enough.
BREAKING: The French police have surrendered
BREAKING:
French police have encountered rioters and looters armed with AK47s and Scorpion submachine guns on the streets of Paris, Marseille and Lyon.
The information comes from the Le Journal du Dimanche journalist Laura Tchekov, who says that her newspaper has received this information from sources within the DGSI, France’s main internal security agency.
The weapons were carried by minors and young adults described as being part of organized crime groups but sometimes also close to the Islamist movement in France.
The journalist says that not all armed
rioters were arrested and that several of them remain on free foot.
It’s believed that police officers refrained from making arrests as they thought they could be both outmanned and outgunned at the moment and that hundreds of people were on the streets, creating a risk of a shoot-out that could have resulted in a large number of wounded and dead.
RamLover69 🇺🇸 retweeted
Aaron Rodgers on gay rumors: "I'm not gay. I really, really like women." bit.ly/19J699x
They need to stop fucking around on company time and get back to work
