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Odds on for a coup d'état in the US. There is a lot of civilian support for military coups worldwide. It's a feature military counts on.
Isn't the subtext for people who think they are getting a royal opening of the envelope when it's just a couple of private citizens texting. theguardian.com/commentisfre…
Names of bars I'll likely not frequent: Screaming Women; Lacka Licker; Dry Dive; Muff Dive; Muff Diver; Motley Brue; Chase the Chubb; Mack n Crack; Phill McCrack; Trump Rump; Brute N Cute; Big Deck. Dirty Deck; Swollen Deck; Wet Deck; Deck the Balls; Green Balls; Whip the Balls;
It's 1840 on a Friday night. Seriously @Liquorland Subiaco East.
It's fascinating that Trump hasn't had a stroke or heart attack given the emotional outbursts he demonstrates daily.
How long do crickets live? I've had a cricket in my bathroom for weeks. It's still chirping. I don't know if it's the same cricket or its kid, or grandkid. It used to go silent when I turned on the light. Now it won't shut up. It's immune. I want it to leave. One way or another.
Fun fact: China has almost as much 'cash in bank' as the US has debit. worldeconomics.com/country-r…
China should grow relations with Mexico also, and form a lucrative trade triptych.
reuters.com/world/china-says…
Why are right wing males so emotional? Phil Goff the NZ High Commissioner to the UK is asked to leave (by Aotearoa rw govt) because he questioned Trump. rnz.co.nz/news/political/543…
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What are the odds something like this went down?
Musk: “Donald, you want to stay out of prison. I want to rule the world. Why don’t I buy you the election, and for your freedom, you let me run the show once I get you ‘elected’?”
Donald: “Deal!”
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Don’t forget who was MAGA when this is all over they are going to deny it
Safe bet that Russia will win the bid for buying that kid. A few bux and a promise of Girls. Girls. Girls. Then it will be all over red rover for the US.
🚨🚨BREAKING: Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old member of Elon Musk’s DOGE who gained access to the highly sensitive federal payment system, was fired from an internship for allegedly leaking information to a competitor, Bloomberg reports
“Edward has been terminated for leaking internal information to the competitors,” a Path Network executive wrote in a June 2022 message seen by Bloomberg. “This is unacceptable, and there is zero tolerance for this.”
Send the food to South America like everything else the current administration can't handle.
BREAKING NEWS:
Republican Senator Jerry Moran of Kansas has split with his party to admonish the reckless and illegal shutdown on USAID:
Moran says the aggressive change at the USAID office shut down left $340 million in lifesaving food grown in the United States sitting at domestic ports, waiting to be delivered to various destinations where people are STARVING.
"Time is running out before this lifesaving aid perishes," Moran said. "Food stability is essential to political stability, and our food aid programs help feed the hungry, bolster our national security and provide an important market for our farmers, especially when commodity prices are low."
This is not a democratic vs. republican issue. This is a humanitarian issue!
Thank you Senator Moran for speaking out!
Trump claims the US split the atom, once again proving how intellectually defunct he is.
Sir Ernest Rutherford from New Zealand did that whilst living in the UK.
Do you think Trump confused Rutherford with Hemingway? 😂😂
My response to a male who said the song was about a boy who was in love with a 17 yo girl, was "let's make 'the girl from Ipanema' about a boy." He blocked me. Lol. Boys are precious. Wolf whistle them. Cat call them. So precious. 💃🏽
VP Trump can't be happy that President Musk is having meltdowns that no one has ever seen before. Huge meltdowns. Huge.











