Dear fathers of daughters, If you're on the dating scene & think it's OK to ghost a woman you've seriously connected with, pls remember when your little girl comes crying to you that a guy has totally ignored & disrespected her that you have been that guy to someones daughter too

"There's nobody in the second tier tonight"... that's because the seats were never released to purchase!!! #BBL13

I'd be very happy to see a different judge on the next season of #DessertMastersAU

Sorry, but I'm still pitching for blind tastings, particularly at this end of the competition #DessertMastersAU

Anyone else disturbed by "one squirt; morning fresh" in the ad breaks? #DessertMastersAU

Wait, the kitchen has the most obscure ingredients available (clearly not a Coles affiliated season) but only 1 mould that Reynold requires? Weird! #DessertMastersAU

Yeah, I can almost smell the woowoo sticks burning through the TV screen now! #mirrormirror

Umm, was that woman talking about detox with a coffee in hand? (It was a take away coffee cup, but contents may have been something else) #mirrormirror

I'm only hanging around watching #DessertMastersAU to see an Anna/Reynold creative-off! Morgan can't cook in a competition Zumbo is past it Jess needs to piss the emotion & stories off Kirsten doesn't have the intricacy to impress I have no idea who most of the others are 🤷🏻‍♀️

Nothing worse than soggy nuts #DessertMastersAU

Jess following Zumbo is going to end in fluster disaster #DessertMastersAU

Just freaking say "layered cake" #DessertMastersAU

Oh look, it's the Coles labelled Aldi maple syrup bottle #DessertMastersAU

What insipid aspirin colours #DessertMastersAU

Doesn't the heavy sugar make it more like a toffee apple then? #DessertMastersAU

Nope, not buying in to tears and emotions in this season.... you're all pros and should have your confidence (in success AND failure) well on display #DessertMastersAU

I'm sure you could just smell the diabetes in that kitchen #DessertMastersAU

How are we still hearing "alliments"? 😵‍💫 #DessertMastersAU

Is #DessertMastersAU on the Gold Coast with all of these crack elements? 🤨🤣

I've already stuffed my face with lemon curd cheesecake after dinner so I won't find any of this craving-inducing #DessertMastersAU

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MARBLES???! #DessertMastersAU