Texas A&M | SATIRE
Texas, USA
Joined July 2018
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🚨 Chilifest will NOT be happening in 2027 due to the money laundering by SAE members and other issues surrounding the concert and artist selection. 🚨
Just thinking about how awesome it would’ve been to get a stimulus check in college during Covid. What was it like?
Golden Arm retweeted
College football is complete bullshit. This is not an equal playing field. Put every non SEC school through an SEC schedule and everything changes. I will never EVER respect a non SEC national champion until I have a reason to. We don’t play the same sport as the rest of the county.
It’s bama hate week but I can’t bring myself to hate @ballhazin and @Agnustheman
finally cold enough in College Station where I fill a flask up with liquor, hide it in my jacket pocket, and go to Northgate and not have to spend a dime
I’ve genuinely never been this hungover haven’t been able to keep anything down since 1:30am, watermelon, water, and blue pow.
Golden Arm retweeted
Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first-year #BV member. You just got finished readin’ some thread about Peter Millar’s superior collar construction and materials. You’re gonna be convinced of that ‘til next month when you discover H&B, then Arnie and cotton. And then you’re gonna be talkin’ about the logo rule and how no serious golfer would be caught dead wearing multiple logos to clubs he doesn’t belong.
That’s gonna last until next year, when you’re gonna be in here regurgitating some thread about how microprint has no place on golf polos, and how a carry bag is the only acceptable way to transport 14 clubs.
And next month you’re gonna be in here talkin’ about how FootJoy Premiers are the last true golf shoe and Traditions are for guys who don’t know any better.
But the sad thing about a guy like you is that in 50 years you’re gonna start doin’ some thinkin’ on your own, and you’re gonna come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life. One, nobody cares what logo is on your quarter-zip. And two, you spent four thousand dollars on a golf wardrobe to shoot the same fuckin’ 87.
