Dan Desmond

Greatest healthcare system in the world my aas

Walking down stairs is just a controlled fall

rode my scooter to work today. Two cars went around me as I rode along Ravenswood Ave - no problem, I am to the right. Come to stop sign. Car ahead of me starts thru. Then stops intentionally, staring at me in rear view, I presume hoping I hit them. I hate drivers

Overheard at home: “I don’t need a commercial for @Oreo. That’s a waste of their money”

Please, I beg of you... after attending a meeting without saying anything, send a message to the chat about how you "need to drop..." for your next meeting...

The conspiracy is so far and wide ranging that one might just call it real life

There’s an unrealistic amount of rain in the movie Zodiac

Josh Hawley should be imprisoned solely for the use of the word “irregardless” on the Senate floor

Why is everyone sending me emails at 7am today? My alarm went off 30 min ago and I’m still in bed. Stop

The newest form of "reply-all" hell. You: never went off mute for the hour long call *meeting ends* *three minutes later* You, via chat, generating a notification to everyone: "great presentation! i've got to drop for my next call"

What are you doing with your day after thanksgiving? I had pie for breakfast and now it’s time for the Spongebob Squarepants Live on Stage Musical

how do wool socks keep your feet warm without causing them to sweat so much? (tmi?)

can we please agree to stop saying "flesh that out"