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πŸ˜‚ PGMOL might need to explain that decision with a full presentation.
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United fans would go from demanding passion to having chicharito personally checking everyone's effort levels πŸ˜‚πŸ”΄ imagine chicharito walking into carrington as manager and demanding the same passion he brought as a player. some current players might start updating their CVs πŸ˜‚πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
🚨 Chicharito managing united one day? somebody start preparing the emotional reunion at old trafford already πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
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Chicharito's passion for United is like a fan who never stopped believing, even when the club kept testing his loyalty πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
Chicharito passion for United is like β€¦πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜‚
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Chicharito is not playing at all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž
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🚨 united fans aren't asking for a motivational speech anymore. just show them someone who understands what that badge means 😀 imagine explaining to chicharito that wearing the badge is just another day at the office πŸ˜‚πŸ”΄
JUST πŸ‘†πŸ½NOTHING ELSE πŸ˜€πŸ”΄
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🚨 Carrington should probably install a television in the dressing room and let Chicharito handle the pre-match speeches remotely πŸ˜‚πŸ“Ί United's television just became the loudest voice inside carrington 😭 Somebody hand CHICHARITO the remote and let him finish πŸ˜‚
🚨 Chicharito just delivered a team talk through the television screen πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @kalrlk
exactly πŸ˜‚ the managers get the sack while some players keep collecting salaries πŸ’€
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Carrick and Chicharito sharing one look like they've just remembered stories the current dressing room isn't ready to hear πŸ˜­πŸ”΄ that sign carries more history than some players have shown in their entire united careers πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
Chicharito could relate with the SIGN πŸ‘†πŸ½which means a lot to United fans and Carrick πŸ’€πŸ˜­
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🚨 Football banter is part of the game. racism isn't. If your response to a football result is targeting someone's identity, you've already lost the plot. πŸ’€πŸ‘πŸ½
🚨 Football rivalry ends where RACISM begins. there is no excuse.πŸ’€
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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ bruno would need to attend a whole seminar on keeping quiet before training even starts πŸ’€
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Chicharito could relate with the SIGN πŸ‘†πŸ½which means a lot to United fans and Carrick πŸ’€πŸ˜­
🚨 Chicharito just delivered a team talk through the television screen πŸ˜‚
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JUST πŸ‘†πŸ½NOTHING ELSE πŸ˜€πŸ”΄
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Bro has the dressing room listening from the corridor. Imagine what happens when they actually hand him the tactics board πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯
Replying to @GoalTrends
bro delivered a whole halftime team talk without even entering the dressing room 😭πŸ”₯
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VAR didn't even review the decision about Chicharito Bro went straight to deportation proceedings πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
Replying to @TaKaSLV19
Instead of opinion , you just send him back to Mexico , MR VAR πŸ˜‚
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🚨 At United, the manager gets the dismissal letter while some players keep enjoying job security like permanent government employees πŸ˜‚πŸ’€
Replying to @kalrlk
exactly πŸ˜‚ the managers get the sack while some players keep collecting salaries πŸ’€
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Chicharito passion for United is like β€¦πŸ‘‡πŸΌπŸ˜‚
🚨 Chicharito just delivered a team talk through the television screen πŸ˜‚
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Hummmmmm😎
Keano’s number 2 right there
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🚨 Chicharito managing united one day? somebody start preparing the emotional reunion at old trafford already πŸ˜‚β€οΈ
Chicharito is destined to be a future Manchester United manger
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🚨 Ipswich’s defence has opened a free delivery service. opposition strikers don't even need to place orders anymore πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚ Ipswich defenders are treating opposition forwards like honoured guests. come in, take your chance and enjoy your stay πŸ˜‚
🚨 Ipswich keep donating goals like they're running a charity πŸ˜‚
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Chicharito heard β€œyou might go back to mexico” and probably started checking whether old trafford still had his name on the welcome-back list πŸ˜‚πŸ‡²πŸ‡½
"You might go back to Mexico" πŸ˜‚
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🚨 United went from grass to grass because apparently the journey from rock bottom to redemption has been cancelled πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ πŸ˜‚At this point, united need a gardening expert more than another motivational speech. the grass isn't getting greener 🌱
gRASS to gRASS πŸ˜‚πŸ€ not gRASS to gRACE πŸ˜­πŸ”΄
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