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The Dragon With The Girl Tattoo. Occasionally tweets in non-haiku format. Gotta be flexible. #Resist #VoteBlue #VaccinesSaveLives #BeKindRewind

Just behind that skyscraper.
Joined March 2010
BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy. Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up. Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.
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Halloween is coming, and this time of year can be dangerous for black cats. Keep them safe, and don’t forget: they don’t bring bad luck, they’re living beings who deserve to be loved. 🐈‍⬛ Protect them. Don’t let superstition turn into cruelty. 🙏🏼❤️
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... and so Pythagoras said "Angles? I thought you said 'Angels!'" True story. #FactsYouDidntKnow
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I've never had this problem before. Everyone is getting a NO TICKETS AVAILABLE message on the San Francisco website. Apparently there's only one way to get to the seating chart and it's with this direct link. Scroll to the bottom. drafthouse.com/sf/show/joe-b…
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Expectations vs. reality, summer edition 🙃 #CalvinandHobbes #Relatable
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BESSENT: “I don’t know anything about that” 🤷🏻
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Now cracks a noble heart. Good-night, sweet prince; And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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Sir Patrick Stewart tells a story about meeting Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr in a restaurant.
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Remembering Sir Patrick Stewart This was his appearance on Saturday Night Live February 5, 1994 Mike Myers had a lot of fun with this one Phil McCracken: Scottish Therapist
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Paul McCartney & Wings 🎩🪄 Go Now Happy Heavenly Birthday, Denny Laine, born October 29th, 1944 🎂🎂🎂 From The Moody Blues to Wings, he helped create some unforgettable musical memories. He left his mark on rock history. #DennyLaine
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RIP Patrick Stewart. What an actor. I still can’t believe he agreed to do this scene. And he didn’t even mind when I ruined every take. Legend.
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Let’s remember Peter Green today on what would have been his 80th birthday. I am a fan of all versions of Fleetwood Mac. What are your favorite songs by Peter? #mikesquestions #PeterGreen #FleetwoodMac
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– at Cahokia, IL
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Sonnet 116. Patrick's favourite. Take one minute out of your day to hear the bard's words spoken by someone who lived by them.
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