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Only here for my frens in the 🦖 squad, my Christian bros, Aqua, Misty, Fern, Nessa, and Sonico, stupid memes, and my Pump it Up progress. Guess that's enough 😎

Dallas, TX
Joined June 2016
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Don't know if I ever posted this one. – at Lewisville, TX
🤖 Made with AI
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"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"
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The next gas chamber will be shaped like a Costco. Will not explain.
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Suddenly, all the Dragonball Evolution PTSD just came back as if it was yesterday – at Lewisville, TX
The Russo Brothers are reportedly in secret talks to direct a live-action ‘DRAGON BALL Z’ cinematic universe for Paramount.
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Tiffany is a "would," and I'm tired of pretending she's not.
I went nose to nose with Tiffany Gomas. The picture is real. What I saw was real. @Tiffany_Gomas
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So these pranksters can get worldwide fame for being retards online, but your relatable average Joe trying to make it can't be given more love than these idiots pranking him? Great priorities. – at Lewisville, TX
Am I alone in thinking it’s obscene this guy is getting worldwide acclaim & has had life-changing $ raised for this reaction? The prank is annoying. The frustration is fair. The reaction is totally disproportionate nearly having a mental breakdown over a kid trying a dumb prank. Neither party looks good in this. Am I wrong?
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Thanks, @redbaronpizza 👑 – at Lewisville, TX
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ANOTHER AI rage bait account – at Lewisville, TX
And this is how democrats will get their first senator in Texas in 38 years. All you have to do is not be racist against a group of people who pay the most taxes, commit the least crime and mind their own business. All 2% Indian Americans in Texas will vote for this guy, who doesn't hate them for just existing. In a system where candidates win by a mere 1-2% margin, a 2% vote makes a huge difference. Hispanics are already moving towards voting for democrats, and they make up 40% of Texas population. If this trend continues, say good-bye to your gun laws. Apparently being a racist dick head is more important than winning elections - you brought this upon yourselves, Republicans. Indians and Hispanics were increasingly voting for Republicans, the trends were shifting, however MAGAtards and loser groypers reversed all gains within a few months.
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I WILL give AI credit where credit is due though. They're pretty good at making fake girls that are my type.
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I don't know what's dumber, the obvious AI account, or the people responding to it as if it's real. Unless those people responding are AI accounts as well, then this truly is a Dead Internet. – at Lewisville, TX
I voted Democrat for my kids. All three of my kids are transgender, and so are most of their friends. What a coincidence! Too many Republicans want to ban gender-affirming medical care, including surgeries, for minors. But these decisions should be left up to impressionable children, fearful parents, and ideologically driven doctors. Republicans argue that we don't know the long-term effects of these treatments and that kids might later regret their decisions. But my kids assure me, “IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!” 💙🗳️
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Red pill is not at fault for this. Red pill does not blame nor have anger towards God for this. Find another boogeyman. – at Lewisville, TX
The core of the red pill’s anger at God is that most men don't meet women's physical standard for immediate casual sex. Most can become deeply attractive to a woman they’re drawn to as commitment and depth grow. But to the red pill, attraction that grows doesn't count. Only the instant kind is real.
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Oh yeah, I better make sure to vote for someone because millionaire celebrity told me who's standing in front of fake books and doesn't even live in Texas told me to. – at Lewisville, TX
Today is the last day to vote early, so take it from Jack Black and visit IWillVote.com/TX to make a plan and cast your ballot.
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From the Zoomer perspective the Jedi are evil Anakin was born of a Virgin, conceived by the Force, the Jedi Council knew he was the Chosen One.. Yet still, they rejected him… Why? Because he was more powerful than them Imagine they had loved him, trusted him, and recognized his Divine Destiny Instead they: -forbid him to reproduce -allowed his mother to be sold into slavery and viscously murdered by “sand people” -watched the Democratic Process of the Republic evolve into a powerless stalemate -traded Ancient Prophecy in favor of a modern interpretation thereby mocking the very Tradition they claimed to protect They got what they deserved. Long live the Empire. Hail Lord Vader
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He'll make 70M off that mansion and then vote for what got him in this mess in the next state he moves to – at Lewisville, TX
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Billionaire Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson flees California, listing his $70 million mansion for sale as the state considers new wealth tax.
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"You're interacting with 75 years of TV" – at Lewisville, TX
Replying to @VintageWarfaree
TV. When you interact with a boomer, you aren't interacting with a human. You're interacting with 75 years of TV.
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I have another new favorite YouTube channel now – at Lewisville, TX
The one picture sent to me from a military wiki page of the INSAS (Indian service rifle) and there’s poop under the gun. You can’t make this up
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Hicklib girl boss moments – at Lewisville, TX
I don't know why but I like how cold she is
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
Despite all his iconic roles I might remember him best for calling James Corden a fat annoying cunt to his face on live tv
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RFK: "I might get in trouble for saying this..." Unreal.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated satire from an account known for producing fake RFK clips with "Unreal" captions and end disclaimers; no such speech exists. leadstories.com/hoax-alert/202… x.com/SecKennedy/sta… politico.com/newsletters/po…
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The comments are some of the funniest I've ever seen – at Lewisville, TX
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