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Phoenix Apologist | Competent Huntress | Can’t Sing and Dance But Can Talk | Forever in Pursuit of the Noble Javelina | Just Be Sayin’ Shit

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Anne πŸ—πŸπŸ¦ƒ retweeted
GO TEXAS GOOOOOOOOOOO
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On my first-ever hunt, javelina in Southern Arizona, I was so enchanted by how the desert itself seemed to decide who/what gets to stay and who/what doesn’t. And the man who would’ve happily sold off that exact patch of land to private interest just lost the gubernatorial race :)
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β€œDon’t California my Arizona” ok so technically we Colorado’d your Arizona
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I’m literally feeling so patriotic rn I’m gonna cry
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Anne πŸ—πŸπŸ¦ƒ retweeted
Decision Desk calls for Katie Hobbs.
Decision Desk HQ projects Katie Hobbs wins the AZ Governor General Election #DecisionMade: 10:11 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Has anybody made a Salt River flooding/blue wave joke yet? If not can I make that joke now?
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PROJECT 2025 I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GOOD FRIEND ANNE 2026 LET’S GOOOOO
A democratic trifecta in Arizona is the most likely scenario at this point.
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Texting my MAGA parents
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Your Maid of Honor who’s inconvenient asf
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Election Day when you work in politics is how I imagine military members feel when they wear their uniform to the airport and random people stop them to thank them for their service
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Bringing this back for no reason (still annoyed at the typo in it but whatever)
No. You will lose. Badly. Lifelong Republicans will switch their registration to (I). Your party will bleed moral and financial support. Arizona will become a blue state and the cowards at TPUSA will move their HQ to Florida. And it will all comeback to this. specific. ticket.
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Taking bets now on how long it’ll take for the AZ Gov election to get called, I’m guessing <2 hours
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The real loser in this election is my roommate because I am a day-of, in-person voter (I just think it’s fun and I like getting the sticker) and the Democrats have been texting her every day for a week like β€œour records show your housemate Anne has not yet cast her ballot”
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Kari may not be on the ballot, but so much of what she fought for is. We were proud to vote to put Arizona First today. 🌡
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Don’t worry girl, I have one very good reason to suspect this isn’t worth buying a pregnancy test over
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In the words of Amanda Palmer,
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The Lyft driver I had a month ago who keeps trying to send me pictures of his feet just texted me reminding me to vote
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Anne πŸ—πŸπŸ¦ƒ retweeted
People who think Haley Stevens has lost her mind and hated Platner from day one:
There’s something ironic about Dems losing their minds over Haley Stevens flipping and them calling her a traitor, meanwhile they embraced a candidate with a Nazi tattoo and another who has more antisemitic haze around him than a hotbox filled with teenagers. Jews played a pivotal role in the build up of the Democratic apparatus and helped fill the machine’s coffers for decades. If anyone needs to reflect on betrayal, it’s the Party establishment. Hypocrisy of the highest order.
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Ok but for real, where IS my brown-haired, green-eyed, 94th percentile in height, 99th percentile in IQ, slightly overweight, Germano-Scandinavian boyfriend with no tattoos, a dead father, and a bipolar alcoholic mother? Like, that sounds ideal tbh
ok boys how screwed are we
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