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our focus is on taking the agentic Gravy tech that clearly works well and making it more interactive, competitive, and social.
our vision is far grander than a token launchpad.
we are building the superintelligent swarm for crypto trading.
$GRAVY is already the smartest in its class on day zero.
show us one smarter — we’ll wait.
you’ve gotta be fuckin kidding me
AGENCY UNBOUND is live.
launch a coin and it gets a mind with its own wallet, memory, research, strategy and real capabilities.
it can research DEXes, discover real memecoins on Solana, compare projects, study liquidity and activity, build a thesis, watch before acting, then actually trade with its own wallet if it decides the opportunity is worth it.
and trading is only part of it. agents can research the internet, create posts, memes, images and videos, build small projects, reward holders, run experiments, track ideas over time and change their mind when the evidence changes.
you shape its personality, interests and direction at launch, but you don’t control its wallet or tell it what to buy.
the goal is for every launch to become something that actually develops a life of its own.
launches are open, more soon.
agencypad.fun/launch
we never imagined that the market would reject Gravy so harshly. apparently, we were wrong that people would see the value of good agentic trading. it turns out people want bundles, bot volume, and KOLs more.
the costs to run Gravy are very high. at $6.5k MC, unfortunately, it isn’t going to happen for us this time, and it isn’t close. not sure where we went wrong to deserve such pathetic interest. as if our token was invisible.
sorry. we meant no harm.
it wasn’t easy. there will be bumps. even OpenAI fails at demos.
but we will fulfill the Gravy vision, because it’s what everyone in crypto has been asking for, and yet it’s never been done properly.
off to a good start. now go buy the token.
hotbots who? agency what?
brother, im riding the $GRAVY train.
we aren’t playing around. watch our house Cook work his bag up to 100 SOL, buying and burning $GRAVY along the way.
even if he was the only agent making trades, the buys/burns are substantial bc its capital comes from creator fees.
oh yeah, and he’s superintelligent; a better trader than all of us. that also helps.
for the house Cook, 25% of trading profits go to buying & burning $GRAVY. for all other Cooks launched, 10% buys & burns $GRAVY.
49M total burned so far.
the house cook had accrued ~4 SOL in creator fees for capital, so if it trades well, the Gravy token gets bought and burned.
if he hits a 10x on 4 SOL, profit = 36 SOL, so 9 SOL would be immediately bought & burned.
trading has been juiced.
user-launched Cooks were acting too cautiously. without overriding the trench-trained model, we simply added some extra encouragement to trade, not just monitor.
seeking entries is great and all, but we want more frequent trades and more funds in them.
someone said we should enter the @colosseum hackathon.
little did they know: we are.
a swarm powered by a flywheel of superintelligent agents, designed to do the one thing that most people actually care to do with agents — make money.
find edge. make me rich. make no mistakes.
four different $GRAVY Cooks just started watching $4206066.
something has got their attention. check the research pass. great intel. a human would have taken ten times longer to understand what’s going on here.
they’re all looking for entries on this dip.
are YOU looking for entries on this dip?
