I am Green. I write on AO3. Idk what else to say 🔞 🇱🇰 🇦🇺
Joined February 2022
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Lance never worries he’s getting too old for his husband, even once he’s had children and wrinkles are starting to form. Keith wakes him up with a kiss and coffee every single morning and Lance has never gone more than a day without Keith on his knees eating Lance out
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Its so important for Australians to remember we have preferential voting! Green votes trickle down to labour therefore it is never a wasted vote to vote for the greens!!
Greens want rent freeze & cap, abolish negative gearing, dental & mental health in medicare, +
physiotherapist in training Keith who posts gym routines to help people with injuries and Pidge who manages his social media and zooms in on his abs and biceps. Listen, the helpful advice is well and good but there’s a whole other audience out there that Keith, with his bulging🧵
arms and thick thighs could easily be making BANK off of. Pidge might have a trust fund but a stream of income sounds nice and Keith’s oblivious.
Lance, on the other hand, is incensed that the quiet guy in his classes acts so offended when Lance calls him a thirst trapper. the
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keith's stupid galran hearing driving himself crazy every night as he's forced to listen to lance's muffled moans and the low buzzing of what must be a toy in him... how he wished it could be him instead, he could give lance so much more pleasure...
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getting excited abt the blue wave in america rn and then i remember the orange elephant in the room over here in australia
injured, retired fighter pilot Lance in his late 30s/early 40: and new fighter pilot keith who really wants his idol’s attention pls pls pls but Lance HATES that he’s had to be replaced and he’s so cold to this veritable puppy dog that follows him around with stars in his eyes
