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Hawes

@GregHawes

Teacher, coach, anonymous blogger. Assistant Director of the National Dad Joke Strategic Reserves

 Watertown, CT
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Falcons need to see if Baltimore wants Tua. For literally anything. If Penix gets hurt again you’re tanking anyway and you have Andy Dalton anyway.
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Really good thread
Tom Malinowski (@Malinowski) profile pictureTom Malinowski@Malinowski22h
The only thing I'd say about Haley Stevens, who I knew pretty well in Congress, is that her actions have been neither principled nor opportunistic, just strange. I'd look more to experts in psychology than politics to explain them. But there are more important issues here. 1/
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Damn
Will Saletan (@saletan) profile pictureWill Saletan@saletanNov 1
The two Dan Sullivans in Alaska aren't half as wild as the two Haley Stevens in Michigan
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Ken Paxton farts right before leaving the elevator
Renee Libby (@ReneeLibby95084) profile pictureRenee Libby
@ReneeLibby95084Oct 31
Ken Paxton chews gum and sticks it under the table
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How da fuck was Florida ranked?
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All I keep thinking is that Gretchen Whitmer would be up 20 points.
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A.J. Giveaway! Repost for a chance to win this signed @ajterrell_8 mini helmet!
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Every Senate poll rn
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Christian Watson gets to the hospital, gets some sort of dye contrast imaging and is back on the field. Meanwhile there’s someone in the same ER with an arm they broken four hours ago waiting to be seen
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Lot of batted balls from that hobbit in Carolina
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Donald Trump becomes the latest in a long line of people who got fucked up in a Waffle House.
Pete Buttigieg (@PeteButtigieg) profile picturePete Buttigieg
@PeteButtigiegOct 28
We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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The depressing reality of next Tuesday is that anything less than 70/30 split in the popular vote is a failure of democratic accountability
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Milwaukee gets their second World Series win. The first was the ‘57 Braves.
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Has anyone told this Rays pitcher there are perfectly tasty decaf coffees?
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Got a little verklempt with all the Brewers holding up signs saying “Ueck”
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Me, looking at the Rays right now:
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Discourse these days....
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Ask your doctor if Fascism is right for you.
ian bremmer (@ianbremmer) profile pictureian bremmer
@ianbremmerOct 26
if it’s only rigged when the people you like don’t win…democracy might not be for you.
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The comments are…holy fuck can we just let these people drink raw Ebola or something?
NBC News (@NBCNews) profile pictureNBC News
@NBCNewsOct 23
A new personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma is being hailed by some oncologists as a breakthrough after reducing the risk of cancer recurrence and death by 42% compared with standard treatment in a late-stage clinical trial. nbcnews.com/health/cancer/pe…
Personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma cut risk of cancer’s return in late-stage trial

Personalized mRNA vaccine for melanoma cut risk of cancer’s return in late-stage trial

The results are seen as a boost to field of cancer vaccine research.

nbcnews.com
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Slow Horses killing off characters like they think they’re Game of Thrones
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