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Self employed, Dad/GPa, climber, boater, etc, guitar/bass/drummer, someone who likes to read and the official parody acct of RUN-GMC #smokefleet

Joined January 2016
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You know I actually believe this.
I advise you to sleep early tonight.. Because you might wake up to a completely different world 🚀🔥
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Well at least we don't have to worry about those pesky playoffs interfering with our January plans. 16 YEARS IN A ROW I'M DEAD INSIDE. @nyjets
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We're getting too many defensive holdings and defensive pass interference calls when teams are in third and needy. I know brownlee's been injured this year but he's been the opposite of a dawg today. @nyjets
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Well let's make him pay for that special teams touchdown and keep their offense cold on the bench and their defense tired on the field. @nyjets
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Ken Paxton wears assless chaps while decorating his "honest I'm not gay" closet
Ken Paxton wears velcro shoes
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And in the real news today….
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Go ahead and make us all feel like the end is nigh. To let you in on a few things... Tomorrow is the anniversary My Father's death. My emotional state needs you to not shit the bed tonight. So far, you've shown no competitive nature. You've done everything you can to make me feel as bad as you can. You've done everything wrong and you've made every Razorback fan want to bury themselves alive. Stop goddamn losing. I'm serious stop fucking losing @ArkRazorbacks
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You're not trying hard enough. Your fan base is dying. Not our loyalty we still love you, we're dying inside. You won't do anything to lift us up. @RazorbackFB
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WTF is wrong with you. 4th and short and you should be punting instead you have a quarterback in the shotgun with it raining. Snap it over his head and lose 42 fucking yards on a snap to go down 10 to nothing. Quit killing yourselves. You're killing your fan base along with it @RazorbackFB
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All right I was both a softball coach and a father of daughters. One of which I raised playing softball. That is one of my favorite movies. Not just sports movies... favorite movies. I feel kind of like I failed my daughter by not not having us do that one year. 🙃
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This needs to be a bigger story and ran on every news cycle. Men whose names are in the Epstein files have given Republicans over $700 million in donations to keep their asses out of jail.
Billionaires mentioned in the Epstein Files have donate $705M to the Republican Party. Just in case you were wondering what it costs to cover up a criminal pedophile ring.
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Jared Kushner King of Mossad
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Leave it to the cossack's to let bears play with mines
The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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Republicans are furious about a "decoy" Dan Sullivan on Alaska's ballot. Fair enough. Now do Miami, 2020. A GOP operative paid a guy named Rodriguez to run against a Democrat named Rodriguez. The Republican won by 32 votes. The operative got convicted. The Republican kept the seat. Nobody at DOJ sued to block that one.
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Am I the only one who gets overwhelmed by dumb motherfuckers?
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I fell for it again.. Street tacos
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