Sour Patch Kid without the sweet. #EddyMun NO LEWD
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"Whaaaaa? Aren't old ladies like you supposed to have like, a ton of cash saved up? C'moooooon, just a lil bit of cash won't hurt you? Alms for a poor kid who isn't loved by anyone?"
He's gotten wide eyes as he stares up at her, trying to make himself seem like a sad puppy.
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"Prolly old enough to be a granny. Well, whatevs, you got cash? I wanna get a skin and I'm not afraid to bum moolah off any rando I see."
He would completely ignore her scolding.
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"Default dancing on your enemy's corpse is what we do nowadays Gramma. Keep up with the times."
He was snapping his fingers at her as he spoke.
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Trips and scrapes his knee..
Sits for a few minutes until he hears footsteps from the reader nearing him.
Proceeds to start bawling for attention.
"Bah, who cares about him. He doesn't matterrrrrr."
He would groan out his words as if annoyed by the mere mention of his older self. If they were going to talk, the least he could do was make it interesting.
"I got tired from carrying my team in Fortnite, dumbass. My room is that way."
He would flail his hand forward and down the hall, the opposite direction Tex had been going.
|| I hc Columbus Lily as 13-14 ish. He's old enough to understand the awful shit he says, but he also doesn't care.
He pulls out a Super Soakerβ’, and he squirts Tez.
Though, unfortunately the gun was not filled with water. It was filled with another, much more yellow liquid.
"Ha! You just got so irrationally angry at a kid cussing you out. I don't even know what half that shit meant, but you're so badass yelling at a kid like that aren't you? Think you're hot shit with that one, huh? Wonder what people would think of you online, bitch."
"You can suck my dick! You son of a bitch! Kiss my balls, lick the juice from my asshole, you fucking fuck fuck face! You fat bastard! You hear me, bitch! Huh? Come down here, you sucking fuck suck gay ass motherfucker!"
And he would just continue to repeat
