Grow in superintendent and in-house architect of LaGusta National-opening in 2036ish???DM for membership inquiries. blocked by Patrick Reed

Joined May 2021
Replying to @RiggsBarstool
Surprised you didn’t switch to Celsius this week
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If you need all this to make a steak taste good you should stick to fruity pebbles
Dear gawd. I bet you get asked to bring paper plates to family dinners
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GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
Thought that was the ball at first..
Broken bat coming right at ya
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I’ve seen nicer high school state championship rings
But THIS is the best World Series ring of all time
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If you need to see the how to ruin a steak on one video
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I tried this today and it only went 123 yards #golfishard
Sam Snead - Golf Digest 2002
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We have peaked as a society
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Scotty chain lock fences 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️
Someone on Reddit just finished building this all-black Scotty Cameron Calls it “Vader” The gloss-black shaft really completes the look Wish Scotty would offer more putters with black shafts straight from the factory
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if you need a car to fly itself out of an accident you need to be in jail
To nie rewolucja, to powietrze.
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They want you to pay $ to tell u what ball to hit shrink the game now
Same swing. Same club. 20-mph headwind.  The longest of the 9 new balls carries 12.2 yards farther than the shortest.  That is a 7-iron into the green instead of a 6-iron.  See how your ball ranks at f.mtr.cool/vj6cphn9l2
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No shit he don’t have a stencil I’m worried they sent a actual blind man out there
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GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
I might start chewing again. Too many of these young kids who are pretenders think these nicotine pouches are considered throwing actual lip luggage in. Fucking spare me you pussies. You haven't truly lived until you put a half can of Copenhagen wintergreen in your lower cheek pocket and felt that fiberglass shred your gums while the juice runs down the back of your throat causing a serious head buzz. They have no idea about how nails it feels to carry a spit cup around you picked up at a gas station and threw a napkin in it for good measure. Chewing long cut is hardcore porn. And at the same rate, America's past time. Which is also baseball. Packing an absolute piss missile and digging your fingers into that can? Few feelings that can replicate that and you're talking to a guy who lost his virginity at age 12 to my 37 year old social studies teacher in the back seat of her two door Pontiac SunFire. Yeah she took advantage of me. Still loved it. Just like I still love chew. -Swish
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All of my equipment looks like this
Obviously my Honda push mower wants to quit but it simply refuses to. Yea its entire environment is structured against it and it’s existing in a space it’s simply not built for it but does it quit? No. Honda never quits. Even if I push it 15 miles in a day through kudzu brush.
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I promote fucking with teslas we will not have charger ports at LaGusta National
PSA: if you think this behavior is acceptable, you are part of the problem with our society today This woman (and eventually the man) CLEARLY saw me and yet decided to continue their leisurely stroll in the middle of the road. If I were them, the second I realized I was blocking a vehicle I would wave to apologize and quickly get out of the way. Apparently that decency is a lost art I'm a pretty patient person but things like this drive me insane. Have some respect for your fellow human and be considerate of those around you. Social awareness seems to be at an all-time low
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Out of all views not one person flagged this for Ai while this player is a righty and lefty
Yeah don’t do this just hit putts like a person who didn’t eat an idiot sandwich
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GrumpyGreenskeeper retweeted
If you've ever lived in CA for any meaningful amount of time, you know that the Latino guy in the flannel buttoned to the neck is not generally a person to fuck with.
My favorite video of this genre. They’re going to write songs about the Volcom guy here like he’s John Henry
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I should get to take a divot from this guys face to engagement farm him right back who the fuck does this unless it’s to take this many divots??? Fucking banned
Never ending loophole
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Let’s convert our entire country to electric energy when we have countries of bastards who treat our planet like a garbage disposal #shrinkthegame #shirnktheplanet
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I do this shit just to piss off adult babies like this lil bitch
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Yeah don’t do this just hit putts like a person who didn’t eat an idiot sandwich
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We took every non hazard stake and sign away and geo fenced the place. Complaints have never been higher. Turf qualify has never been better. I’ve never smiled so much from cart complaints that show a road map
Next to ball washers, golf course signage is the most useless feature we pay for to install and maintain.
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