@Guardabascio

sportswriter/editor @562sports. co host @JenkinsAndJonez. author of three books. father of two children. husband of one wife.

 LONG BEACH, CA
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Joined July 2009
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I'm not from LA I'm from Long Beach.
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Lucy Rohden@lucy_rohden17h
pat mcafee wouldnt last 10 minutes in my mentions
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He blew up a hospital, Joseph.
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Joe Mazzulla believes Joker is misunderstood: “I don't think he was as bad as people made him out to be. I don't think Batman was as good as we made him out to be.” (via @whitenoisepod_)
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OBITUARY: The Lakewood community has rallied around the Wadley family following the sudden passing of 23 year-old Jared Wadley. Jared was a Lakewood graduate and the son of longtime Lakewood athletic director Mike and brother of girls’ volleyball coach Adam. Lakewood will host a celebration of life for Jared on Saturday, Nov. 7, at 10am in the school’s auditorium. Attendees are encouraged to wear green in his honor. the562.org/2026/10/25/obitua…

OBITUARY: Lakewood Community Rallies Around Wadley Family Following the Passing of Jared Wadley

The Lakewood community has rallied around the Wadley family following the sudden loss of Jared Wadley, who passed away earlier this month at the age of 23. Wadley was the beloved son of longtime...

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930am west coast time?
Underdog WNBA
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WNBA Finals Game 6 will be played Thursday at 12:30 p.m. ET at State Farm Arena, per @ramonashelburne.
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#GettingThatShitUp
Andy Bailey
@AndrewDBaileyOct 26
Darius Acuff is currently second in the entire NBA in total field-goal attempts. The only player ahead of him has played one more game than Acuff has. And Acuff only has 67 points on his 73 shots.
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Your kid on a chair looking for presents you hid on top of the fridge
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Trang@traaangOct 25
This is how Dr. Seuss probably talk smack. “It’s no sausage, but it might be a little green eggs and ham, you know what I mean? Jaylen I am”
Kris Rhim
@krisrhim1Oct 25
Jaylen Brown on Jayson Tatum: “It’s no beef, but it might be little lamb chops and some gravy, you know what I mean? “He should stay ready at all times.”
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STORY + VIDEO + PHOTOS: Full coverage of the Moore League football championship game as Long Beach Poly blanked Millikan. The Jackrabbits have outscored league opponents 141-0 and will try to be the first team ever to post a Moore League donut next week the562.org/2026/10/24/long-b…
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e@ElijahKnewOct 24
Replying to @Guardabascio
@Guardabascio said this already!!! Mike I told you to tweet this damn.
Nick Friedell@NickFriedellOct 23
The NBA should consider having one game each week on a Friday afternoon. Make it a big event in the city that is hosting that week’s game. They would have a window all to themselves each week — especially for teams that don’t get much exposure. Primetime in Europe too.
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Jenkins And Jonez@JenkinsAndJonezOct 23
Fifth grade @LaJethroJenkins was a menace 🤣🤣🤣
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So there's a chance I'm waking up tomorrow and the internet doesn't exist anymore?
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Zain@zain_goghOct 22
Yaxel tryna fit in his first game and talk trash to Luka
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He knows now 😂😂
KENNY BEECHAM@KOT4QOct 22
Does he not know that talking to Luka Doncic is the worst thing you can do?
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Lindeborg learning some lessons lmao
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Wow. This is what real leadership and community looks like. Free parking what a blessing in LA in whatever form it comes
Ryan Ward
@RyanWardLAOct 21
According to Lakers PR, Luka Doncic is treating fans in Los Angeles to free parking tonight at a lot near Crypto. Doncic has also partnered with Metro Bike Share to offer free rides across Los Angeles Wednesday.
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Long Beach State soccer coach Mauricio Ingrassia reached a rare milestone--400 wins between his record-setting tenures at LBSU and at Long Beach City. We go in-depth with Long Beach's foundational college soccer coach: the562.org/2026/10/21/long-b…

Long Beach State Soccer Coach Mauricio Ingrassia Reaches Milestone 400th College Win

Long Beach State women’s soccer coach hit a special milestone last week, with a 1-0 win over Cal Baptist. It was his 216th victory as the coach of the Beach, which may not seem particularly signifi...

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You know how ass you gotta be to not charge for parking in LA 😂😂😂
Joey Linn
@joeylinn_Oct 21
The Clippers are doing a free parking initiative for opening night. Fans with a ticket can park free in the East or West Garage at Intuit Dome if they arrive by 6:30. Refunds will be issued to those who have already prepaid.
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Double Entendre 3000@LebronJamesBondOct 20
After two and a half years, surgeries, beating death TWICE, my lady has been officially cleared of cancer. Couldn't be more proud of a person. Here's to life. 🥂
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Horrible news for hatmongers
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 19
JUST IN: Veradermics announces its experimental hair-loss pill significantly increased hair growth in over 500 men, with no serious side effects reported in a late-stage study.
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