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Long suffering Derby County fan, FPL tinkerer, Francesco Totti worshipper. Fuck Trump

Sheffield, England
Joined June 2009
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John Eustace has made some puzzling decisions, has perhaps said some less than ideal things in media appearances, and you could argue his tactics all day - but those players let him down tonight. Many instances of players walking. Poor body language. And just being switched off.
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I’ll say it again. Eustace is the one who’ll carry the can but this is a failure of the collective. It’s time for a different direction under a new ring master.
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Is Eustace engineering his exit? It's getting more and more bizarre. How can we go from finishing 8th to this? #dcfc #dcfcfans
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Was Max Johnston a Leigh Bromby signing? #dcfc #dcfcfans
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How can a group of players show absolutely no fight in a must win home game? Diabolical #dcfc #dcfcfans
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What's the problem at #dcfc? Eustace not playing talent IDd by recruitment for our 'style/system'? Bromby bringing in players Eustace doesn't want? Clowes getting staff structure/dynamic wrong? Fitness/medical staff for the ridiculous injury crisis? All of the above? #dcfcfans
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Here’s a story for you. We started filming without owning the title and had to do alternates. Taft Broadcasting owned the title Ghostbusters as part of their half-hour sitcom starring Larry Storch and Forrest Tucker (F-Troop) and a gorilla chasing ghosts. I had never heard of it. They didn’t have proton packs or Bill Murray. Columbia paid $500,000 to buy the name, but they really should have paid Dean Martin, from whom I first heard the term. In the film Scared Stiff (1953), he and Jerry Lewis (check out his acrobatic stair descent) are in an old haunted castle, and Lizabeth Scott asks Dean: “Who are you guys?” And Dean answers: “You’ve heard of Trustbusters and Gangbusters, we’re Ghostbusters!” For my research writing the first movie, I watched every single ‘ghost’ comedy ever made. Bowery Boys, Hope and Crosby, Abbot and Costello, Martin and Lewis all did such films. Happy Halloween 2026.
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Max Johnston has been an incredible waste of money #dcfc #dcfcfans
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After 8 Premier League games, Manchester United have a worse home record than the 2007/08 Derby County side. Derby also had 1 clean sheet through their first 8 games of what was, may I remind you, a season in which we gathered just 11 points. Meanwhile United have 0 clean sheets.
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Twedds retweeted
Give the copywriter a raise. Immediately. 👏🏽
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She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!
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Maybe because you're massive cheats Elliot?
“Everywhere we go, we get it.” 📢 Elliot Anderson on the hostile reception Man City have faced at away grounds in the Premier League this season 👀 🎙️ @jules_breach | 📺 Stream now on TNT Sports & HBO Max streamonm.ax/4ySzugq
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TNT block out the chant everytime the Villa fans sing “you cheating bastards, we know what you’re” 😭😭
Aston Villa fans are singing to Man City players 'you cheaters bastards we know who you are', keep going Aston Villa fans tell them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ben Brereton Díaz & Hamaz Chowdery are 2 of the worst / pointless signings we’ve ever made. Argue amongst ya selves.
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He's worth £20 million. Absolute machine #dcfc #dcfcfans
Sweden’s number one for a reason. 💪🇸🇪
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We lose that game if Zetterstrom isn't in goal. Absolute rock. Have faith we'll start climbing the table soon. When we have any fit centre backs... #dcfc #dcfcfans
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🇩🇪 🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Borussia Dortmund will REWARD fans who DON’T use their phones during matches! The German club is introducing a new “Fan Mode” in its official app, where supporters earn points for every minute they go without unlocking their phones. Fans who collect the most points can win SIGNED SHIRTS and shopping vouchers. The initiative comes after a study found that 63% of supporters regularly use their phones during matches.
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Protect this cameraman at all costs
The cameraman wasn’t going to let Trump get away with his fake wave BS
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So City are to be relegated to the Championship as punishment? Talk about patronising. What are we twenty odd places below, Devil's fucking Island? We don't want them. Moping about like they're in an open prison. Fuck em off to non-league.
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Twedds retweeted
Nearly half a billion spent this summer after City were informed of the verdict in July, multiple controversial refereeing decisions & a team two decades of financial doping in the making. What a farce they’re allowed to play. Not a some plucky underdog, just a bunch of cheats.
BREAKING: Enzo Maresca has become the first manager in Premier League history to win his first seven matches in charge of a club. ✅✅✅✅✅✅✅
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