We’ll beat these b*stards today if we can keep 11 players on the pitch 🔴⚪️🌑

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Manager who recently signed contract worth £20m a year says 60 redundancies at the club are necessary

How have we got away with that one lads.

53 seconds. A set of useless pr*cks

Let's see if Yoro and Heaven are ready. 🔴⚪️⚫️

C’mon United!

Champions League, play the music and crack on. It’s good enough. These lights and fan participation sh*te 🥴

In fairness to that scouse b*stard Carragher, he has described how absolute sh*te our players were against Spurs. The readiness and desire to see the game out wasn't there. Miles off it.

The amount of blue dopes that actually think that they are going to be allowed to win the league this season is sensational! The net is closing, and each bit of weekly success that they get, is more detrimental to their case.

Berts guide to away games. Coming soon

Tainted Legacy Pep, back for the next brown envelope this week.

NULL and VOID. A welcome phrase that we will be used to reading and hearing over the course of the months ahead.

This is what this Bert is calling financial misalignment It’s a long way down when your head is in the clouds

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Old Trafford, Stretford End. 10.10.2026

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