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Hey guys! Bummer news! Ray just told me that he forgot his password to Twitter so he will be using bluesky for now until he remembers it and that be enjoyed his vacation in The Pajamas. Everyone wish Ray luck! 🍀

If the squeaky wheel gets the grease then why am I still driving a Kia sorrentoe lol

If my chips have preservatives then why do they go away so fast

Does Sacramento really stand in Spanish for “sacred meadow”? Does anyone know? It doesn’t sound right but it’s just a guess .

How do people pee on the eyfel tower 🤔

if yawning is really to air condition ur brain then why cant we just drink a glass a water when we're tired instead

and the cherry on the cake: one of them even called me "big man" as in "got your order right here big man".... which is bad for obvious reasons. 👏 Never 👏 Do 👏 This 👏

and before your comment saying that I am overanalyzing it just know I saw them giggling afterward behind the counter and one of them looked my way

call me crazy but if I had a bbq business I wouldn't comment on whether or not the customer ate the side pickes and I certainly woouldn't smirk at them if they did so

like yes I did eat the side pickles is that a problem they were delicious why am I being smirked at for enjoying the food YOU put on a plate

I ate the side pickles they put on the plate at bbq and they seemed to stiffle a laugh and they smmirked at me and said in hurtful tone "wow you even ate the side pickles!"

I hrard that Nintendo is gonna switch 2 a new console soon, is that true?

Fam I’m tryna think of a word that I am forgetting. It sounds like sim op sis but it is about movies

And they could just do walks instead of runs

RIP Dave Grohl!

boones*

I kno that it It was taken

what if we find dinosaur on the moon?

I hate when someone takes the bathroom stall with the good reception

Video games should put they’re final bosses at the beginning so you don’t have to worry about much afterwards

Why they call it a snickers I’m usually pretty serious when Im eating them