pre-Election Day 💰
Find a central position in your city.
Rent a warehouse.
Set up a screen printing operation
Print all the campaign signs for candidates in your area Pony up some money for supplies.
Rake the cash.
(Being non-partisan doubles your opportunity)
Since tonight is apparently the end of democracy I am going to @CalicoFishHouse to have a final
“end of the world as I know it” meal.
And for the record, don’t misinterpret what I say,
@GavinNewsom is a joke.
He should sell used cars.
Electric ones.
I highly doubt these midterm elections will make any difference in people’s attitudes.
If you vote, you can complain
If you don’t vote, you can complain also.
What a country!!
I will put a handful of smarties up against a handful of candy corn
(not pictured because it’s disgusting )
any day of the week.
There’s already enough wax and high fructose corn syrup in my diet.
It’s probably too late to do anything, e.g. lawsuit but when I voted for George W. Bush I thought I was voting for George HW Bush.
If your last name begins with the letter C you are going to do well in the 2026 World Series.
If you are a woman under
5’ 3”and have an A or an E in your first name you are a psycho.
Deacon
May
Mercury
Taylor (actually relaxing for him)
You really can’t beat that bass line.
Dragon Attack
Is Kyle Tucker the newest David Price.
Haven’t really seen anything impressive.
@Dodgers don’t always make great deals.
So I’m flirting with this girl at the store, imagine that, she says “I’m sorry I’m married”
I said “I had a frog when I was five”
She said “what does that mean?”
I said “I thought we were talking about things that don’t matter”
I worked my skinny tail off for 30 years and retired at 54.
I paid my dues, paid my taxes, and now I’m trying to repay God for keeping me alive through some medical conditions
Sounds like
@RepJamesClyburn got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. The chocolate chip quid pro quo type.
@CNN has his back per narrative until they leave him to the lions.
I do not think that Gene Simmons ever got over
Ace Frehling on the
Tom Snyder show.
Ace had arguably the best laugh in rock ‘n’ roll.
Actually I’m a plumber 🤣
I love watching @copsusablue and seeing some guy that’s acting like a gangster and then when the cops take him down he cries
Like a kindergartener with wet pants.
I wonder if when employees @JohnKingCNN and @DanaBashCNN had a marital dispute he brought out the Telestrator to show he is right.

