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Here Be Monsters · Nov 24, 2015 · 6:01 AM UTC

A terrible "music video" for one of my old band's jams. It's not as complex as Michael/Janet's video for... fb.me/8Tn2MwwaS

Here Be Monsters · Oct 30, 2015 · 5:51 AM UTC

Why aren't we still a band?

Here Be Monsters · Feb 19, 2015 · 5:57 PM UTC

Our songs were all about people who suck. New songs are all about people who suck. So don't suck.

Here Be Monsters · Feb 18, 2015 · 2:58 AM UTC

New album - Sad Bastard Blogs and a Bottle of Pills - available this summer.

Here Be Monsters · Jan 30, 2015 · 10:57 PM UTC

New album for digital release? Could happen. Is happening. What? Yes. Tell your friends. It's going to be nasty all over the Internet again.

Here Be Monsters · Jan 29, 2015 · 11:24 AM UTC

CM Punk is lame.

Here Be Monsters · Jan 27, 2015 · 6:44 PM UTC

If we were still a band, shit would be cool. But we're not. You can still get our unreleased EP for free from the link in our bio. Do it.

Here Be Monsters · Jan 17, 2015 · 12:47 PM UTC

Hiya boys!

Here Be Monsters · Jan 14, 2015 · 5:27 AM UTC

Hey guys!

Here Be Monsters · Sep 14, 2013 · 4:25 AM UTC

Want some new jams?

Here Be Monsters · Jun 7, 2013 · 2:33 PM UTC

Go download our EP for FREE! And retweet the shit out of this! herebemonsters.bandcamp.com/…

Here Be Monsters · Jun 7, 2013 · 5:49 AM UTC

Knock...knock.

Here Be Monsters · Jun 7, 2013 · 1:45 AM UTC

We're feeling sneaky.

Here Be Monsters · May 26, 2013 · 1:59 PM UTC

Looking for a guitarist and/or bassist. Hit us up if you or anyone you know is down.

Here Be Monsters · May 26, 2013 · 12:54 AM UTC

Remember that time we played that show and it was awesome but all of the people in the crowd were friends with the headliner so they hated?

Here Be Monsters · Apr 23, 2013 · 12:23 PM UTC

Don't play barefoot. Seriously.

Here Be Monsters · Apr 10, 2013 · 2:21 AM UTC

BALLS!

Here Be Monsters · Feb 12, 2013 · 7:21 PM UTC

@HBMHardcore: Follow @leethebutcherky New band featuring members of HBM!

Here Be Monsters · Dec 17, 2012 · 2:41 AM UTC

Follow @leethebutcherky New band featuring members of HBM!