@HBattlebot

The honey badger hates the robber baron. Followed by Glenn Kirschner, Chip Franklin, Scott Dworkin and Amy McGrath and Marcus Flowers, Don Winslow.

 Texas, USA
Joined October 2010
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No president will ever be loved by the American people as President Obama is. He not only won 2 elections, he won our hearts.
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Taken myself off all cancer meds. I will go into hospice. Doc agreed. Thank you Twitter friends. I adored all of you.
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Just sliced a watermelon and salted it, it was wonderful.
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My trach is full of secretions. I go into the BR to suction. I keep waking poor mom up. I guess she has to deal with it.
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oh crap. i had taken a nap, woke up and thought it was morning. i gave mom her morning meds. it was likely a 13-15 hour gap. will this be ok?
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FFS now I don't like chocolate ice cream. Too sweet.
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Am I the only one that dilutes soft drinks with water because I find them too sweet?
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my god, she has a wicked mouth.
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Back from er. sats had dropped to 77%. Mom could not stop yelling. If she doesn't go to a nursing home , I damn sure will. Her mouth never stops.
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Rice and queso, pork tamales , pico and sour cream.
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I got no chocolate bunnies or any chocolate today.
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She started her screaming again. If I turn on fans I cannot hear her.
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Going to try ham steak, mashed potatoes, green beans and double chocolate cake tomorrow. Mom can eat.
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Mexican bean soup for lunch.
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That's the spot. Credit: ViralHog 🔸 For more funny and enjoyable moments, please follow 👉 @Funniest_Family
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What is the name of the sauce used over fresh fruit? It is delicious and sweet.
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I want mom to leave me alone and go to sleep. Nag nag nag.
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Sour cream sauce covered cheese enchiladas tomorrow.
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Turkey burger with marinated mushrooms and cheese
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DJT should have been in prison long ago.
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What is the best way to rewarm pita bread?
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