I tried to get a Steam controller, but they're sold out. I guess I'll have to make do with what I have. 🥺
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It's here! Steam Controller has officially arrived. Made for you to play all your games on Steam, however you like to play them.
Buy now on @Steam. store.steampowered.com/hardw…
You know what’s really rigged? It isn’t the #SuperBowl it’s the air they put in potato chip bags to make it seem full.
Me trying to decide if I continue to watch the #SuperBowl after the halftime performance
Dream's stunt double on the Goldbergs. #dreamfacereveal
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For all you snowflakes losing your minds over a black mermaid, meet the new James Bond.
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
12 years and NOTHING to show for it. Just like my job.
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When they said “special cameo” in #Peacemaker they actually meant John Cena 🧜♂️


















