“No matter how tough you are or you think you are, in prison there’s someone tougher.” ~ #TaylorSheridan #H100

The interesting thing about Hollywood is, it will tell you what you’re supposed to be doing if you’ll listen…my gift is telling stories.” ~ #TaylorSheridan #H100

“I think of them as movies even though they’re TV shows.” ~ #TaylorSheridan on his work #H100

“In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king.” ~ #TaylorSheridan #H100

“I only want to be with people who want to be with me.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“I don’t think anyone could satisfy a woman the way @rmlimodriver69 does. He’s all in.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“I ain’t fuckin’ this up, this is the dream. The @VanHalen dream is fun, but working for you is the ultimate dream.” ~ @stevienowicks on working for @HowardStern & also performing onstage with @sammyhagar a few times #H100

“No one in the history of the entertainment business has been more entertained than my producer @robertAbooey. No one.” ~ @HowardStern on all the events & concerts Gary constantly attends #H100

“I always made a joke that @HowardStern & @rqui are my real parents. They made love 1 time & Robin left me on a doorstep. I have more in common with the 2 of you than my real parents.” ~ @ericandre #H100

“When you hang out with the @jackassworld guys you feel like a concussion is like a paper cut.” ~ @ericandre on getting multiple concussions but never being knocked out cold #H100

“You can be the best jazz musician in the world & be broke your whole life.” ~ @ericandre #H100

“I’m in a marriage, I’ve got to do certain things that make me uncomfortable. Mostly like going away, leaving the house & packing a bag.” ~ @HowardStern on recently traveling to Idaho with his wife #H100

“It was so amazing to see how this win healed so many people in New York.” ~ @KarlTowns on @nyknicks winning the @NBA Championship #H100

“We genuinely enjoy being with each other. We really do have love for each other & I think you saw it during our championship run.” ~ @KarlTowns on the @nyknicks winning the @NBA championship #H100

“I got lucky but I also made my luck.” ~ @KarlTowns on being a successful @NBA player & now champion #H100

“There was really not much trash talk, it was 2 guys competing at the highest level.” ~ @KarlTowns going up against @wemby & @spurs for the @NBA championship #H100

“It’s so amazing to see the city come together for us like that.” ~ @KarlTowns on @nyknicks winning the @NBA championship #H100

“What a year, first the @nyknicks win a championship & now @krentcilp5 is getting laid.” ~ @HowardStern #H100

“He wants to piss in my mouth & I said sure.” ~ @krentcilp5 on her new boyfriend #H100

“@jdharm was living in a studio apartment with mice eating his pants before @sternshow.” ~ @thisiswolfie #H100