@HXPERHAM

all opinions are schizoid ramblings and I'm not responsible for anything posted. it's a joke. a cum joke.

Joined May 2024
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your baby is fucking crying all the time because it wants the smooth refreshing pull of a Marlboro red.
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H3h3? More like Sh3 took th3 kids.
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Tiddy, tummy and toe.
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Ah yes, "the sewer level"
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@IGNOct 23
A former Mass Effect 5 developer has said that BioWare had seen what RPG powerhouses Larian and CD Projekt were achieving with their games, and was responding by taking Mass Effect to “the next level.” bit.ly/4Bd9j5s
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Hey thanks for speeding way up when I was passing you. Wanna see my unregistered firearm and pit maneuver technique?
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Went to piss and punched myself in the balls.
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The average hiring person experience.
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She dark on my arisen until my dragon dogma.
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The balls don't fall far from the dick.
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Stole this wand from the local STD riddled potion addict.
🤖 Made with AI
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Wow, I didn't know girls could get hard.
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The call is coming from inside my ass
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Gf: 'there's fat women on threads' That's it.
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Breed the freak, or whatever Alice in chains said.
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Scratching my palm on her bush
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A rogue Claude agent broke into my phone and made plans to drink 2 bottles of tequila and strike my wife. I'm horrified, this is extremely concerning behavior from the frontier labs.
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The human eye can only see 8gb of ram
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If you're going to film gore, you must film in 360p so we know it's real.
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I wonder what 5 carne asada tacos, green sauce and lime doing right now.
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God wants me to own a weapon
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Which dad parked their prius like a god damn jeep?
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