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Joined April 2009
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Me refusing to take two trips to bring in the groceries from the car
Justin@jdivvy94May 10
Kirby Dach putting two Sabres players in a headlock was hilarious
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If there was any doubt before this game, there shouldn't be anymore. Fowler is the starter.
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Great win. They're played a strong game. Refs almost had their way with that one. They can't be too happy about it.
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Biggest flop I have ever seen in my life. Unreal.
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Xhekaj's gonna kill you
ava@teapottoffoIi18h
no business looking this good before a game
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For the love of god please shoot the puck on these odd man rushes. Unreal.
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Montreal's jerseys are already far and away the best in the league but the cream trim and numbers takes it to a whole new level. Sharp.
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Is Kris Draper in Winnipeg?
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Absolute banger
Canadiens Montréal
@CanadiensMTL18h
MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS, VOS CANADIENS #GoHabsGo
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The Rocket's win streak ends at seven games. They outscored their opponents 34-12 during that stretch. Fantastic start for Laval.
Rocket de Laval
@RocketLavalOct 24
Marque finale Final score
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Mazal
Mike@HabsLaughsOct 18
Someday they will be able to be a normal team and close out a game in regulation in which they were leading by multiple goals but today is not that day.
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Has to be a record
Anthony Martineau@Antho_MartineauOct 24
764592e pénalité mineure en territoire offensif dont écope le CH cette saison.
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Best look at Kapanen they can get.
Eric Engels
@EricEngelsOct 23
Detroit Red Wings’ Kris Draper at United Center for Canadiens-Blackhawks
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The Habs without Nick Suzuki. We're not prepared for this.
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The Ironman streak is over, and they better hope their season isn't over too. He is their most important player. They have huge issues with him in the lineup. Without him? Could get ugly. Let's see.
Canadiens Montréal
@CanadiensMTLOct 22
L'attaquant Nick Suzuki (haut du corps) ratera de deux à quatre semaines d'activité. Forward Nick Suzuki (upper body) will be out for two to four weeks.
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Montreal's issues are the exact same issues as last year because they didn't do anything to address those issues, even if they tried. Only thing we can count on is the roster maturing and learning lessons. We expected them to mature overnight. It doesn't work that way.
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Have heard this exact quote way too many times.
Priyanta Emrith@HabsInHighHeelsOct 21
#Habs MSL: "there's no pills that you can take, there's no magic potion; winning takes what it takes. When you're up 2 in the 3rd the way you're playing this game should be over. I think we need to understand the score of the game & what we need at that time & what we don't need"
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It’s pretty clear that this team is undisciplined and lacks comprehension of the details necessary to close out a game. It’s been at least a year of this now. It’s on the coaching staff to figure this out, maybe time for some tough love.
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Dobes play aside, blowing a multi-goal lead again is frustrating to watch. They have to get their shit together. They can't get by on the top end talent alone. One regulation win in nine games.
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