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Joined November 2009
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See you in 6 Sundays.
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Who knew Yale had Kyler Murray on their team?
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Welcome to heartbreak
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I hope @notthefakeSVP is watching this @RedbirdFB national championship and thinking of that Christmas card I sent him 16 years ago
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Let's make an Illinois STATEment @RedbirdFB
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Checking in at No. 12 in the @USATODAY preseason rankings
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The Playbook is in your hands…Cement your program in the history books. Coming July 10. Pre-Order Now. 🔗: x.ea.com/84144
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Champagne in Champaign
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Infinity and a half hour break for Around The Horn. Feels unreal. I use to mold my class schedule in college around that show. Good bye old friend.
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Losing a piece of my childhood 😢 Around the Horn airs its final episode today.
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Today is the final episode of @AroundtheHorn. It has aired more than 4,900 episodes over 23 years since its debut on Nov. 4, 2002. Heck of a run.
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.@DairyQueen hear me out, blizzard cones
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I would also like to note that I've got to be the only person in the Chicagoland area who has done a podcast in a Catholic church so it feels like I should get first crack at the Pope Leo interview
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That dude creating an analogy in horse racing by using football terms is *Chef's Kiss*
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This dude thinks it's 27 degrees out #NFL #draft #nfldraft2025
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Day 2 and another Tommy Bahama kind of night #nfl #nfldraft2025
Andy Reed also gives off spirit animal energy. Just rocking casual Olive Garden attire #nfl #nfldraft2025 @Chiefs
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Our youngest daughter just had diarrhea for the first time at the almost age of four. Now every time she goes to the bathroom she's so excited she doesn't have diarrhea and screams a proclamation to the entire house that "me no have any diarrhea, yay!" Same, kid...same
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