Maia: What happened??? Rory, in need of serious medical attention: I fucked around and found out

Rory, holding a cauliflower in front of Maia's face: What's this? Maia: A cauliflower? Rory, to Luc: Tell Maia what you think it is Luc: Ghost broccoli

Tanner: You’re giving me a sticker? Mal: Not just any sticker! It’s a sticker of a cat saying ‘mewow!’ because you’ve been trying harder to be nice recently and I appreciate it Tanner: Do I look 4 to you? Mal: Fine then, I’ll take it back Tanner: No! I earned this, back off!

Madison: Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Tanner: But who can I trust? Kepler: Yourself? Tanner: [scoffs] No.

Stella: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours? Kepler: I would take my 50 dogs and live like a king

Thea: The pen is mightier than the sword, but nothing is mightier than these hands

Mal: Trust me, I know what I'm doing! Amaya: Not even God knows what you're doing!!

Cass: Pardon my french, but you're being a real douchebaguette.

Nim: So what’s for dinner? Rory, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret

Tanner: I didn't come here to make friends, Officer Nim Nim: That's ok, you can be my emotionally distant Father figure instead! Tanner: .... Tanner: What

Tanner: Can I be frank with you guys? Rory: I don't know if changing your name will help your situation Luc: Can I still be Lucien? Nim: Ssshhh! Frank is talking

Nim: I'm incredibly fast at math. Vela: Alright, what's 30x17? Nim: 47 Vela: That's not even close. Nim: But it was fast!

Nim: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Mal: You and me!!! Nim, tearing up: Okay

Nim: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Luc: Oh, I’m always running! Luc: The question is from what

Tanner: Do I want to know how you two got out of that mess? Rory: Simple- Luc: We just made a bigger mess that cancelled the other one out!

Nim: *Causing general mayhem* Maia: I didn't raise you to act like this! Nim: You didn't raise me? Nim, seconds later: Wait no, mom, I'm sorry-

Kepler: I never check the weather. Ever. Just won’t do it. Never have, never will. Madison: How do you plan to do things outside? Kepler: Bravely.

Nim: Am I in trouble? Aiden: Take a guess. Nim : No? Aiden: Take another guess

Nim : If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back. Mal: Of course! I can't flip this table by myself