@HalfOnionInABag

Just here to get more followers than @elonmusk

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Joined January 2017
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Half An Onion 🧅@HalfOnionInABag20 Jan 2017
What if this account that is simply half an onion in a Ziploc bag ended up with more followers than @realDonaldTrump?
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Imagine being such a goddamn monster that you want the entire world to focus on you being racist instead of being a pedophile.
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Also fuck you, Elon. You are a part of all of this.
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I think about something similar constantly.
Junferno@Junferno1 Oct 2024
When I am served half an egg at a restaurant, I wonder to myself: Who has the other half of my egg? Two strangers; Living their lives; Sharing an egg.
Half an egg

ALT Half an egg

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THEY’RE EATING THE DOGS!
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Moving to where they’re eating dogs and not vegetables.
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Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸
@nikicaga31 Aug 2024
Does America even have any food worthy of this reaction
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..@OperDJT22 Aug 2024
Being told there is a “DNC Surprise” guest that will blow people away this evening.
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It is my time.
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Whoa. Déjà vu.
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We’re really doing this, huh? threads.net/@halfonioninabag

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317 Followers • 1 Thread • Just here to get more followers than @zuck. See the latest conversations with @halfonioninabag.

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Sorry for being away for a bit. I needed a rest. Get it? A rest? I’ll see myself back out.
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That would just be ridiculous.
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If there’s a trial, can Gwyneth testify?
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In my defense, it’s a bit traumatic for me to see onion and knives in the same title.
Wake Up Dead Man
@KnivesOut26 Nov 2022
????????? @TheRealFunyuns @TheOnion @HalfOnionInABag @iraglass
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Half An Onion 🧅 retweeted
Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts23 Nov 2022
If more guns and fewer gun laws made us safer, America would be the safest nation in the world. But 400,000,000 guns in the hands of civilians coupled with weak gun laws have given us a 25 times higher gun homicide rate than any peer nation. It’s the fucking guns.
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#RIPTwitter
The sure grandma meme, with the grandma saying “I used to follow a talking half-used vegetable on social media.” And the girl saying, “Sure grandma let’s get you to bed.”

ALT The sure grandma meme, with the grandma saying “I used to follow a talking half-used vegetable on social media.” And the girl saying, “Sure grandma let’s get you to bed.”

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For the record, you can put the onion emoji next to your name and I will not charge you a thing.
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