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Some bleeding heart is going to say, “But what about the poor fired innocents?” To that I will only emit a hollow laugh, because every time I got kicked out of a company it was after a mega-success (Quake, Halo Wars, etc.) so if you’re being fired for actual financial reasons I am unsympathetic.
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Bioware closure.
I’ve said before. It’s okay for a game company to go away. It’s happened to me several times. Companies mean nothing. It’s the people who matter, and a company closing doesn’t kill them. If they were awesome they will have a great resume and find a new, better job. If they sucked they can still find a good job - with luck not in the game industry.
We’ll always have Mass Effect and Baldur’s Gate anyway. And the people who built them will make something new and wonderful.
“Go for the eyes, Boo!”
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Did you know there’s a hidden message in Genesis buried in the meanings of the names of the pre-flood patriarchs?
It’s the Gospel!
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"You can't even tell that the left is Hestia!"
"Not everything is meant to be jerked off to!"
"Of course you prefer the big tiddy child you PDF weeb!"
"Both designs suck!"
"You're so porn brained for wanting every woman to look the same."
"I hate weebs! Epstein has something to do with this!"
"I prefer unique dogshit over conventional beauty!"
"You're a fascist!"
Anyone who has said any variation of the above quotes is an absolute faggot. It's crazy just how much you all hate attractive female characters.
Hestia is bestia.
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>simply make a good game
>it earns millions
>wins game of the year
Seems to me like Capitalism is working just as intended, nobody wants to buy your shitty slop = you go bankrupt
I mean, the last 12 minutes are the biggest symptom, but ME3 was having problems out of the gate and they never really stopped
Which is a shame because the game also has some serious high points
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My wife is awesome, I thank God that he united my other half. I’m truly blessed :DD
I have never heard a single compliment towards Andromeda's story, which is a bloody death sentence for a bioware RPG.
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In case you're wondering, Malfoid has already surpassed the entire Brazilian Miku trend. By all accounts, Malfoid has officially BROKEN THE INTERNET.
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Okay, an update.
A portion of my small intestine got sucked up in to a hernia I have. It caused a major obstruction. The doctors pushed it back in but I had to stay at the hospital for a few days to make sure I was good to go home.
I've already discussed a hernia repair surgery with the guys who took out my gallbladder. So this will be happening in the next few weeks.
I'm being discharged today.
And 2026 shows how much it still sucks.
I mean, the hernia surgery was on the list. It just got moved up.
Your prophet is false and saying that "it's okay if you think she's mature" doesn't help your case
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Because my prophet told me that fucking a girl, regardless of age, is okay as long as I think she's "mature". YOU'VE NEVER READ THE QURAN, SHUT THE FUCK UP
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En 2015, à La Mecque, 107 pèlerins sont morts dans la chute d’une grue. Aucun chrétien digne de ce nom n’a utilisé ce drame pour appeler les musulmans à se convertir.
Le malheur d’autrui n’est pas un argument religieux, mais un révélateur de votre morale.
Agreed.
I can see an argument that he'd need to do that *before* becoming the DATDA teacher, but the DA and everything around it proved quite handily that Harry would have been an excellent instructor.
Making Harry an Auror makes sense if you want to continue adventures in the wizarding world outside of Hogwarts, like with the aforementioned urban fantasy mystery idea. The Harry Potter novels are all structured like mysteries already, it'd not be that strange a jump.
... Not sure I believe this but if it's true:
Well, tough
That's what happens when you lose your job, you lose the health insurance the company provided




































