You know, this fellow looks nothing like me . . . but, as you folks would say in this marvelous and bizarre century, he GETS me!

This rather fanciful depiction of Dr. Franklin has always amused me.

Has it really been 224 years already? July 11 - the day I faced off with the Vice President in a duel that he demanded. In your timeline, I died. In mine . . . well, the title says it all:

My biography supplies the details:

This fake movie poster is quite hilarious, according to my biographer. I don't get it, personally:

Gaius Julius Caesar. Alexander the Great and Napoleon tied for second.