@HandelingMyLife

Corporate from 9-5, menace immediately after • 🇭🇹 • Long Live Eli 🕊️ • ✝️ • NY Sports & Man United Sufferer

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined July 2009
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I lied. Grad school had nothing on me. Handel Louis Edouard, MBA 🙏🏾
Handel, MBA@HandelingMyLife23 Apr 2021
The amount of rejection letters I’ve gotten while applying to grad school is humbling as hell lmaooo 😏
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Critter@asclepiasyriaca14h
Imagine if you stood up at work and said “You know who has one hell of a beautiful ass? It’s Carol from accounting. Stand up Carol! Show them your ass!” You’d be fired within the hour but the president gets a pass because everyone has accepted the fact that he’s a scumbag.
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrumpOct 25
Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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J. Dior 🇭🇹@TherealJDiorr16h
Woulda been my LAST day attending that church
𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍
@AsakyGRN20h
Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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Y’all have sex with strangers Literally people yall know nothing about ….get pregnant Keeep the baby & complain ALLLLL DAYYY LONG 😩
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I feel really bad for Jackson Dart because lmaoooo it’s JJ McCarthy time 😂
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And no I’m not switching to a next club. I will watch Manchester United next game and still complain tf
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@UTDCJ_Oct 25
lastly to my friend michael carrick. rest now brother. we have the watch and I'll see you in valhalla
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I have a natural inclination to want to provide for a woman I like. It happens almost instantly once feelings start to develop. That feeling goes away the moment I see or feel she thinks she’s entitled to this. The “as he should” or “that’s what a man is supposed to do” mentality turns me off so bad
Temidayo💝
@rae_chloe133Oct 24
Men genuinely enjoy providing. It’s the entitlement that ruins everything.
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i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 24
Impulsively buying shit I don’t need on Amazon at 3AM when I’m going through a midlife crisis
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Is there a better midfielder in the Premier League than Moises Caicedo? He’s ridiculous
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Oh, because women will question your sexuality otherwise.
Steven Bartlett
@StevenBartlettOct 22
Trevor Noah on why guys always need "the third thing" to hang out. @Trevornoah
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Nuts
Basketball Performances
@NBAPerformancesOct 22
Ty Jerome UNREAL performance tonight against Utah in the Grizzlies season opener. 45 PTS, 7 REB, 6 AST, 17/25 FG, 80 TS% Underrated player.
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At this point, it’s Devin Booker own fault for not asking for a trade. The team has shown they can’t build a contender around you post-CP3 era. Suffer in silence now
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Rashad Phillips
@RP3naturalOct 21
This little dude “starts” his first NBA game tonight. 🤞🏽❤️
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Going for walks are so mind clearing, I love it
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We sold Wan Bissaka for Mazrouai because we needed more offensive output from our fullback positions. Since then Wan Bissaka has more premier league goals and assists than both Mazrouai and Dalot combined. Won’t even speak on the defending ..
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i make beats ✞@DonDadaNYCOct 21
Fitz & Olivia whenever Mellie wasn’t around
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I have never ever seen Manchester United out classed like this. Shock, I am at a loss for words. Can’t get near the ball
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Manchester United shouldn’t leave Italy tonight with a gentleman’s agreement to purchase Nico Paz next summer. What a talent
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AshleyStevens@The_AcumenOct 21
I need a Lifetime movie!
New York Magazine
@NYMagOct 21
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…

Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig Are Engaged

The news comes just a month after their exes, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, got married.

thecut.com
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.@OmgemeralddddOct 20
The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read
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