@HardChoicesPod

We rank the fuckability of characters from across a fictional universe to find the median, the zenith, and the nadir of fuckability.

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Joined June 2023
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Check out the titans of mid-century American television that @OneShotRPG , Kris, Marissa, and I are going to be ranking in the guaranteed debauchery🍸🍆 of Bad Choices. Become a patron for $1.69 (nice) and get in on this! open.spotify.com/episode/67N…

Bad Choices Announcement - Nick at Nite Couples

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JOIN THE ONESHOT PATREON. DO IT. Seriously, there is so much incredible stuff put out by Oneshot, and it's some of the most joyful comedy around! I believe in and love this network. Please give it a listen and support Oneshot on Patreon patreon.com/c/oneshotpod...
ONE SHOT Network@OneShotNetwork14 Oct 2024
Heroes, it's almost time! OneShotOberfest starts tomorrow and we're ready to reveal our event schedule! We've got 16 events planned across 15 days, with a huge array of people to hang out with! Check it out!
Tuesday Oct 15 KICKOFF DAY! You Must Sneak Human Remains Into Disney World 7pm EST Host: Tracy Featuring: James Benjamin (RR) Fiona (WAIR) Wednesday, Oct 16 Magic - Jinx's Labyrinth (Commander) 8pm EST Host: Tracy Featuring: Tracy Cal Fiona (WAIR) Daniel (AZNS) Thursday, Oct 17 Among Us Time: 7pm EST Host: Dillin Featuring Benjamin(RR) Aly (S:CC) Mel (Starwhal) Alex (RR) Eleni (GUTTER) Gannon (GUTTER) Drakoniques Kappa Friday, Oct 18 Roleplay Retcon Live: "The Fog" with Ten Candles Time: 8 p.m. central Host: Roleplay Retcon Featuring: Benjamin (RR) Jensie (RR) Alex (RR) Fiona (WAIR) Saturday, Oct 19 Duo of Duo ttrpgs (Gamewoven x One Shot) Time: 6 EST Host: Rob+Dillin Featuring: Dillin (OS) Rob Baldino (GW) Sunday, Oct 20 Basic Witches Time: 2pm cst Host: Brianna Jean Featuring: Brianna Jean (GW) Big Beaz Monday, Oct 21 Basic Voice Skills for TTRPGs & Minigames Time: 4pm EST Host: Nathan B. Featuring: Tracy James

ALT Tuesday Oct 15 KICKOFF DAY! You Must Sneak Human Remains Into Disney World 7pm EST Host: Tracy Featuring: James Benjamin (RR) Fiona (WAIR) Wednesday, Oct 16 Magic - Jinx's Labyrinth (Commander) 8pm EST Host: Tracy Featuring: Tracy Cal Fiona (WAIR) Daniel (AZNS) Thursday, Oct 17 Among Us Time: 7pm EST Host: Dillin Featuring Benjamin(RR) Aly (S:CC) Mel (Starwhal) Alex (RR) Eleni (GUTTER) Gannon (GUTTER) Drakoniques Kappa Friday, Oct 18 Roleplay Retcon Live: "The Fog" with Ten Candles Time: 8 p.m. central Host: Roleplay Retcon Featuring: Benjamin (RR) Jensie (RR) Alex (RR) Fiona (WAIR) Saturday, Oct 19 Duo of Duo ttrpgs (Gamewoven x One Shot) Time: 6 EST Host: Rob+Dillin Featuring: Dillin (OS) Rob Baldino (GW) Sunday, Oct 20 Basic Witches Time: 2pm cst Host: Brianna Jean Featuring: Brianna Jean (GW) Big Beaz Monday, Oct 21 Basic Voice Skills for TTRPGs & Minigames Time: 4pm EST Host: Nathan B. Featuring: Tracy James

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Do you want to watch @OneShotRPG get progressively more tipsy with me and talk about how Gomez Addams, Lucy Ricardo, Rob Petry, and more from your Nick at Nite childhood, FUCK? I think you do. patreon.com/posts/bad-choice…
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I think about this moment often. It is truly one of the best and oddly romantic endings out there. "Nobody's perfect." Fuck yeah my man.
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Street Fighter is live in your podcatcher and wherever you get your podcasts! Listen as I, MeganBob, lose my GODDAMN mind about m u l t i p l e characters. TELL MEEEE! Who are your top Street Fighter fucks??? open.spotify.com/episode/53h…

Hard Choices 39 - Street Fighter

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MeganBob has an OnlyFans and it's only HOT AS FRICK. Look, what you do about this news is up to you, but like, considering the page itself is free to subscribe to and there are some free goodies there now, this is like turning down a box of oreos. hardchoices.libsyn.com/megan…
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Note: It is, in fact, working through your trauma and shame to have this. It is not easy, nor is it comfortable, but you do deserve to have this, and I hope you can do the work necessary to let yourself have it.
James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con@OneShotRPG16 Sep 2024
I don't know what to tell you, seems like a skill issue, because being known is actually one of the best things about being loved.
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Well, hello new followers! I don't really know where you came from or how you found this horny podcast, but welcome! Come in, come thirst with us!
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Get hyped, people
James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con@OneShotRPG3 Sep 2024
Narrowing the list for the Dragon Ball episode of @HardChoicesPod is genuinely so difficult.
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Patrick McGoohan is so goddamn fuckable in Columbo. Like, more than most of the murderers. Which is saying something.
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I want to say cum, but is it really bringing down the good name of cum to call it 'utility sauce'? Some scenarios benefit from this 'utility sauce' branding and others are going to suffer mightily. This is a complex issue. I need perspectives.
hb@h3xenbrenner21 Sep 2024
there should be something called "utility sauce" which goes with every single food. Chicken, pizza, ice cream, curry, yoghurt, ribs, cous cous, stew, whatever
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Hilariously, I am so far up my own horny ass, that I was SHOCKED that the first thirty replies were not "cum."
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Me talking passionately about fucking Ultros from FF6
The Notorious J.O.V.
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The best part about doing the Hard Choices podcast is that it gives me an excuse to text @OneShotRPG and ask "hey, you horny for Nick at Nite?"
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Hey, bub. Listen as we rank 21 of Marvel's most fuckable mutants on their bedroom game. , have you ever wondered who @theisb thought was the most fuckable X-Men? Only Hard Choices will give you answers! open.spotify.com/episode/6zI…
50%Yes, constantly
50%No, but I do now
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Campaign Podcast@campaignpod31 Aug 2024
This is in the shower of the Mynock. Nobody knows who's knife it is.
Hard Choices Podcast@HardChoicesPod31 Aug 2024
Which fictional character's shower is this? I can think of like five answers, and I want to be in that shower with ALL of them. Preferably, at the same time.
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Which fictional character's shower is this? I can think of like five answers, and I want to be in that shower with ALL of them. Preferably, at the same time.
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James D'Amato 🔜 Big Bad Con@OneShotRPG29 Aug 2024
Replying to @HardChoicesPod
I shit you not
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What follows are Thoughts from Muppetfucker, Kris Newton, on the subject of whether or not Gonzo "fucks" open.spotify.com/episode/34u…

Hard Choices 16 - The Muppets

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They weren't even into each other, they just COMMITTED
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To this day, Gonzo thinks EVERYBODY cums when they play trumpet. He thinks that's just how trumpet works.
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