Foppery and whim.

Houston, TX.
Joined May 2014
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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"Oh that would be me☝️"
Hang it in the Louvre, but it's a sports tweet
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Is this the Governor's Mansion
A yard in Central Texas
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Impressive. Very nice.
can’t talk here. Message me on the utah mammoth app.
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Wild to get advance warning for something that you know is going to completely take over a space
Celebrini was Maverick, Smith was Goose from Top Gun for Halloween
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An all time Norm moment, but also one of the very very few instances of Regis breaking character on screen
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Digging this one up for all the @DallasStars fans out there in need of a spelling lesson:
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Replying to @normal_jake_
People who call sport the “product”
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Clear Lake mentioned
The neighborhoods of Houston, TX
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Wait people are getting mad over what is basically ths set-up for a grammar nerd "Actually, it's Attorneys General" joke
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How Your Email Finds Me
#Flyers bench watching Hunter McDonald fight during yesterday's game vs the Ducks. 📸: me #FlyersNittyGritty #LetsGoFlyers
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"Has Jacob Trouba read The Power Broker?" "The greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate
devin cooley has read 85 books this year fuck let me get off this app and on my kindle
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Harrison Lee retweeted
Hair checks when being mic'd up are a must 🙂‍↕️ Catch the @NHLJets in the 2026 @TimHortons NHL #HeritageClassic TONIGHT at 7 PM ET on @Sportsnet, @TVASports, & @NHL_On_TNT!⁣
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I have a theory that there's 2 paths available to every person. You can live somewhere cold/grey and try to proactively resist the creeping despair in winter or you can live somewhere sunny/hot but you must guard yourself against becoming fucking insane at any given moment
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happy October the 24th to all who celebrate
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New Christopher Guest mockumentary just dropped
📸 | Some of our boys out recently! via @/dml37
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Finally, a union where all the members follow Riley Gaines on Instagram
NEWS: the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders have unionized and the Cowboys have agreed to recognize the union
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Harrison Lee retweeted
The tailgate scene in Wisconsin is legendary 👀 World Series correspondent Payton Tolle had to check it out!
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For the first time this year, I am making a bar in Houston watch the Montreal Canadiens #GoHabsGo Pour la première fois cette année, j’ouvre un bar à Houston pour regarder les Canadiens de Montréal
Making a bar in Houston watch the Boston Bruins and/or the Dallas Stars
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