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If you're living with mild to moderate plaque psoriasis things are about to get even worse for you. I'm driving to your house right now and am going to destroy all of your belongings
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System design is basically:
Slow database? Add a cache.
Too many requests? Add a load balancer.
Tasks taking too long? Add a queue.
One server struggling? Add more servers.
Repeated failures? Add retries.
Traffic getting expensive? Add a CDN.
Data getting huge? Add database sharding.
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Using chat dbt to ai generate me some dinner tonight. Green eggs and ram
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When women use Dude Wipes they’re making it harder for men who legitimately need wipes to access them
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got a higher-paying job and immediately started making frivolous purchases #FancyPepperGrinder #ReallyNicePepperGrinder
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The Brewers regarded smoking cigarettes before games as a good luck charm and their motto was ‘if we smoke heaters in the cage, we will smoke heaters in the game’
Christian Yelich on this:
“You walk by the cage and see the cigs lit and you’re like, the boys are ready to rock.”
(Via @JeffPassan)
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L6N5401-0.75 seems to be the 'DJ neuron' - it puts everything into the context of a DJ set
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On a serious note: if you didn’t know, today is M*nday. Please, please check in on your Garfield oomfs today. Bring them a lasagna. You never know what they’re going through :(
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wow this has many uses like package delivery
Purdue University's IDEAS Lab built an autonomous drone that tracks runners through dense forests completely without GPS or cloud networks.
By running 3D LiDAR mapping and obstacle-avoidance AI entirely on-chip, it can weave under tree canopies and predict target movement through blind spots in real time.
Massive implications for next-gen search & rescue and edge AI.
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using your 2024-era neovim setup to make a one line change in your vibecoded codebase feels like this
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Oh there’s a holiday celebrating candy, Satan, and death?? Cool let me just loop my children in on this
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*at a michelin star restaurant* the lady and I would like to start off with malort please































