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Hubert Collingwood

@Havingthekitche

Professional smeller馃憙 Dermot O'Leary super fan Middle east apologist

Joined October 2024
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Glad to see my tweets are finding a high class audience
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Flushed away really sums up how it feels to be a sensitive upper middle class young man trying to make his way in the world
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@israelh8erNov 1
dont really care about the falklands just think Argentinians are sub 10 IQ knuckle dragging cave Spaniards
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kendall@superiorsantinaOct 31
if you ever feel like you're lagging behind your peers and falling short in life, it is imperative that you lash out on the people closest to you
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If you going to korea make sure to not pull out, they need all the help they can get #demographiccollapse
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I can't wait to get a job so I can stop tweeting stupid shit and getting into arguments with bots
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They are taking minion rush off the app store smh
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We are in a new cold war
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Contactless payment was like 911 for the homeless
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Finding the job market is so bad that I'm starting to think god is angry with me
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I wanna fight someone so badly
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Who does Mazraoui think he is, he couldn't lace Calvert lewins boots
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Can Gary Neville shut the fuck up
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Imagine collected seeds and nuts all summer preparing for hibernation and right before you hibernate some eagle swoops down and merks you. That would suck.
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My flatmates are speaking french to eachother
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New side hustle idea - Selling cigarettes to children 馃毈馃懚馃捀
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nat@DeanthanielOct 16
I remember when I was at my most depressed in like 2021 I used to get a 拢2.50 carrot cake from Tesco every day Shits 拢4.25 now, I would've just blown my shit smooth off
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I reluctantly quite like Piers Morgan the same way to how I reluctantly like Jamie Carragher
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Fish pie for dinner, maybe life is not so bad
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Just misplaced my doughnuts
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