Another 4 points picked up on the road yesterday with another double header completed. We remain well in the race for the top spot!

Sunday league El Classico pending pre season 2021/2022

Sitting 6th in the league come May and calling up the ship to cancel the league winners party

Back with a bang Sunday. Quite a few bangs actually. 2-1 win against Hatcham. Back to the top of the league. @Dannystaples6 punching more heads than balls he has in a Hayden shirt, allowed Hayden legend Mr Hitman Herbs to come on and save the day.

We would like to squash any rumours of Sergio joining us in the summer. We are perfectly happy with @maxstenhouse and believe he is the best number 9 in world football. #returnofthefridgeandfreezer

We are delighted to announce we have completed the Munday trilogy. When asked what it felt like being tipped to be the best Munday in the squad he said ‘ Not exactly a complement. The other two are dog shit’ Mr Merrall refused to deny this claim.

Harvey Brand has resigned for the club on a very long term deal. When asked why he’d sign a 16 year deal he was quoted: ‘How long? That manager said it was only a 6 month deal’ Picture below is the moment his dream came true and he came home.

Thomas Menditta has signed a 8 year deal with the club. When asked about the possibility of playing for Mr Merrall Tom was quoted: ‘It’s a dream come true. He’s changed the face of football forever. I could cry I’m that happy’ Calm down Tom you melt Mr Merrall replied.

We are also delighted to announce a number of BRAND new signings..

Oh we’re back baby! Happy return to football week all ⚽️🕺

Nice one chaps😘

The Guvnor! Our twelfth man for another year💛🖤

Happy New Year to all the Hayden chaps. We win the fucking lot this year! Mark this tweet

Never forgotten 💙

What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Eynsford away, love it!

The amount Derek has helped both the club and most of our boys is indescribable. We wouldn’t haven’t Jacks Astro without Derek. We wouldn’t have this team and 80% of its players without Derek. He knows he is always welcome at all our games. @cabapp

Tomorrow’s game will be in memory of our brother JT. There will be a minutes applause before the game and a few cans after to remember our mate. A complete one off who we miss everyday, especially on Sunday mornings!

El Kent Classico this Saturday. Great way to end a league winning year!