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I've been called the Confucius of the 21st century! Just lookin' for a monkey ticklin' good time! Living life like a 3-1 count! Bona nox! Fall in line!

Columbia, MO
Joined August 2011
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I'm laying it out there now, a year and a half away from the next movie... Snoke is Plagueis!
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Need me to do kickoff too? Bet.
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Before anyone judges @cheetah, would you change job venues for a substantial raise… these athletes are human too and have a family to think about. Thank you for the times cheetah, hope you the best! #ChiefsKingdom
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Back in 2019, the #Chiefs tried…
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This stat is wild 🤯
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We need your help in making a comeback once again, #ChiefsKingdom ! RETWEET TO VOTE @Mathieu_Era + #WPMOYChallenge
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Every RT counts as 2️⃣ votes for @Mathieu_Era in the #WPMOYChallenge presented by @Nationwide! Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this custom Chiefs console courtesy of @XBox and @EAMaddenNFL 🎮
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Urban Meyers meeting with his coaches
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James Harden on the way to the basket
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Threes made last week: 36 - Steph Curry 35 - Cleveland Cavaliers 34 - Denver Nuggets 29 - Washington Wizards 26 - Detroit Pistons 25 - New Orleans Pelicans @StephenCurry30 is a machine 🔥
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This will never get old. 😂 #TOURVault
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Brady and Mahomes playing in the Super Bowl ⏳
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Previously known as the bad boys of biology, reactive oxygen species were seen as destructive to cells. However, the Ron Mittler lab @BondLifeSci has shown over the past few years what else ROS have to offer. #MizzouResearch ow.ly/n3jn50CnhyC
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Well this sums up the last decade.. @SheaSerrano
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Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N’ Roses paired with All of the Lights by Kanye during timeouts... hands down best stadium anthem
You can only choose one 👀
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Georgia Tech’s LB coach is a LEGEND 😂 (via @GeorgiaTechFB)
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3, 7, and 12 all make the cut. Then finished off with your classics 1 and 11
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Tom Brady's last pass as a New England Patriot. (via @NFL)
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Hearing someone shout *Kobe* will forever hold new meaning to me after today. I remember his incredible on court performances but I will also remember his unwavering belief and confidence in himself even with others didn’t have it. It will serve as constant inspiration. #MambaOut
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I remember the first time Kobe introduced me to his daughter Gigi, and the way he talks about her in this clip is exactly how he sounded then: so damn proud, full of so much possibility. And she was her father's daughter, too. Already such a gamer.
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