Shima Hirano

"YES! There it is! My fingers shaking like branches in the wind, my heart pumping like and overburdened engine... my bones rattling like shackles trying to hold me down..." -𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓪 𝓗𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓸, Ultimate Escape Artist "This is finally it... a reason to will myself awake"

"..." Click click... ... click click... he's bored, just clicking his pen in his hand

Well they got bad taste but tell em' it's appreciated nonetheless

"Heeeeeeello everyone... how are we all?" he said lifting up his leg and waving with his foot his arms are quite restrained

"Yay! I get to use my actual straight jacket for my costume! plus the muzzle I had to wear when I kept biting guests to the orphanage!"

"Why does bread of all things remind me of someone ... oh well"

"...I don't know why but I'm craving bread-"

Heh, sounds nice... mine is actually a pro wrestler type as well but... well he used to be sumo, got kicked out for breaking some guy's leg I heard heh sounds about right, yeah it's always a bunch of loons... we've got a psycho biker, wannabe god, captain stares a lot it's fun"

To be fair I don't think they know either I doubt it... big former sumo wrestler? is like... a massive heel but is really quite chill? yeah I guess... it just seems were were chosen because there's no one else left is your group a bunch of weirdoes too?

Yeah... technically we're not real ultimates because that school died with the rest of the world we just got recruited by the Future foundation because... well they were desprate most of us end up having to fight but we're not supposed to... unless it's the wrestler or gun girl

Oh that sounds amazing, I with I could have seen it too man that sounds way better than my class, we're just supposed to help with "Rebuilding the world" and all that junk... only like... 2 of us are supposed to engage with the danger? it's a shame

Oh wow, that really does sound like a stand out... hey do you think you got any bone stuck in his eye or something? I think it'd be fun if you ruined his big bad guy moment by making him cough and sputter over some blood in his mouth

Yeah no stakes mean no risks... but for practicality it's probably for the best do you at least die in a fun way?

Heh... yeah if they'll let me the nuns might try to stop the fun but if I can I'll have some good old pin the spike in the corpse parties wow that... seems really good for you I feel like I'd hate that though I mean the risk is all the fun of the world isn't it?

Yeeeeah, my death will probably be on camera make a heck of a post card ... hm? Revive? You come back after you bite the big one? (He said catching a faint drop of sizzling purple in his hand)

Heh, yeeeah me too... part of me wanted to see if I could hold tight onto it but I like the nerves in my hands plus you'd have probably become a human kaleidoscope (He said staring up, hand on his chest as he smiled at the sky)

Well hey if I ever need some blades I know who to see! and hey if you can't think of any right now we do audience participation we aren't allowed to hand out guns anymore but you can toss some blades and throw em' at me while I'm trying to escape a fire tunnel or something!